The Pants.

[Berethond]

I don't think I like wearing the pants...

 

[Berethond]

are The Pants skinny jeans?

If you want them to be, I guess.

 

[LewsTherin]

In a good relationship, no one wears pants

Kilts are where it's at.

 

[Jacobistheshiz]

She should be wearing The Mini Skirt.

 

[Asciotes]

I prefer not wearing the pants. Makes life easier. True for both senses of the word

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Well...I mean...I've never been in a pantful relationship. I'm pretty good at the whole two-way communication/participation thing I don't know how else to put it, but it sounds kind of like you're just plain whipped. I dunno...maybe you should drop that zero and get yourself a hero...so to speak.

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

I feel so out of the loop. the only people I know who wear the pants are horse back riders...

 

[Blackadder51]

I dont wear "The Pants", and i dont mind.

 

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

Get a burlap sack, then you could both wear the pants and have three-legged races with them.

Nice.

 

[Stoic raptor]

i would wear the pants if she wanted me to, but i thought good relationships dont have pants