The Perfect Guy - I Wanted to Walk Out

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The Perfect Guy - I Wanted to Walk Out

The Perfect Guy is the worst recent example of a stalker thriller.

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That is not a dress for that arse. I don't know if there is one, but I know that's not it.

This film sounds rather trite. A shame. Well, back to watching the plate swivel around in the microwave!
 

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Marter said:
The Perfect Guy - I Wanted to Walk Out

The Perfect Guy is the worst recent example of a stalker thriller.

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On the review page itself, something's up with the page title in the tab.
 

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The only tough question left to ask; is it still funnier than Paul Blart 2?
I think that needs to be a postscript on every review.
 

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Honestly the movie fails because for most ladies if the creep hiding under your bed is Michael Ealy then it is not so bad. lol
 
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I'm glad Michael Ealy is good, but damn, that guy deserves better.

And by better I mean a second season of Almost Human.

Can we just have that? Cause that'd be cool.
 

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I've always been terrified of the stalker thriller; mostly because, of all the horror movie monsters, stalkers like this are the ones that are real to me.
 

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"and despite running for only 100 minutes, it feels as if it's on-screen for about six hours."
"I felt like I was at the cinema for six hours to watch The Perfect Guy, even though it was only 100 minutes."

Ok marter, we get it. It drags ass.

It's like the opposite of a romcom, they are both boring and rote. You couldn't have expected more, could you?
 

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So... not even the above-decent acting, let alone Michael Ealy's awesome performance, can save this movie? Meh, I guess I'll wait until it's shown on BET or something like that...

Other than that, I still need to see No Good Deed...
 

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I'm glad Michael Ealy is good, but damn, that guy deserves better.

And by better I mean a second season of Almost Human.

Can we just have that? Cause that'd be cool.
I wish we could, but it's just going to have to be one of those shows like Firefly: one fantastic season followed by a small group of fans that lament the early cancellation for the next decade(s). Highly unlikely that they would renew it for another season once it's been canceled already.
 

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This guy's writing is very uninspired. 2 recent headlines of his: "Turbo kid - I love this movie" and this with "I almost walked out". It's so dry, like a 12 year-old wrote it.
There's also the occasional awkward sentence:
"Take any cliché you can think of when it comes to these movies - and if you haven't seen one, go watch Fatal Attraction and get back to me - and it'll be in here."
This mess is one sentence, complete with 3 consecutive "and"s.

Writing is your job mr. Matt, it's what your paid to do. Get better at it.
 

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This guy's writing is very uninspired. 2 recent headlines of his: "Turbo kid - I love this movie" and this with "I almost walked out". It's so dry, like a 12 year-old wrote it.
There's also the occasional awkward sentence:
"Take any cliché you can think of when it comes to these movies - and if you haven't seen one, go watch Fatal Attraction and get back to me - and it'll be in here."
This mess is one sentence, complete with 3 consecutive "and"s.

Writing is your job mr. Matt, it's what your paid to do. Get better at it.
I don't care so much about the titles but yeah, a bit more editing could help. That line and repeating the "100 minutes - six hours" thing twice does rankle the nerves. Of course critics don't really need to be great writers; they just need to tell me if the movie is worth seeing and why without annoying me. Unfortunately, those two things do annoy.