The Perfect Man

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...Yeah no. I don't think I'll be taking this one. Looks like something from a weird Shonen/Romance hybrid manga.
 

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valium said:
Apparently everyone in this thread have not seen much (if any) shoujo or josei manga.
And that surprises nobody.
What does surprise everyone is the fact that the "perfect man" is apparently a dickless, shaved gorilla with mole-hands and tiny head.
 

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Yeah I know that syndrome from yaoi but I think it's gotten better with the recent ones... or maybe because I don't even look at the ones where the cover art and story do not convince me. More often they have that uber thick giraffe neck going on.

What got me confused was that they called him kawaii. I always thought it was supposed to show manlyness and the kawaii characters have smaller features.
 

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To be fair, the perfect Bishie would not have that small of a head. Shoujo way not have quite as ridiculous of head sizes as most anime, but they are still generally oversized, much like heads are in all other animation.

Those shoulders creep me out though. I mean, yeah, creepy hands, but those shoulders! They just come outta nowhere, and they look pointy enough to kill someone.
 

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I don't see what's the problem. He looks just like any other properly distorted male character from a CLAMP manga. :D
 

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That looks more like a poor alien attempt to infiltrate our culture than it does a man...

I don't like it.

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if women like the look i really am not one to judge since this is no different than how women are portrayed in video games and really does remind me of a clamp anime
 

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I can't look away from the head. I mean his head is so tiny. Like the witch doctor from the end of Beetlejuice had a hand in his creation. Why is his head so small?

Oh, everything else is out of wack, too, but the head doesn't fit. I could almost see it as being something else, such as a monstrous being from Shonen Anime, but the head still wouldn't fit.
 

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Yeah, I don't get it, either.

Tiny head, tiny genitals, gigantic torso, weird, alien-looking arms and hands...
As usual with this anime/manga/hentai stuff I'm just not... knowledgeable enough about it, I suppose. And I get that it's an exaggeration of weird stylistic tropes they probably tend to have, but...

I don't know where I'm going with this. This comic tells me nothing. "A lot of manga's art is of shoddy quality"? "Unrealistic depictions of human bodies in manga: It's not just for big-titted, empty-eyed, under-aged schoolgirls"?

Also, is "shonen" a manga-term or were you trying to say "Überschönen", as in "super beautiful"?
*Checks*
Huh. Apparently it means "adolescent male".

Redlin5 said:
Nathan Fillion? Where's his brown coat?
 

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What odd timing, since Fanime begins this Friday. That "thing" looks like a Titan or some guy from One Piece.
Oh look, there's a tag that says "Remember when this comic was about video games". Yes we do, guys, and we'd like that back please.
 

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There is such a thing as CLAMPing too hard o_0

Also, I agree with everyone saying he looks like a Titan...
 

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CloudAtlas said:
The "perfect man" has a tiny wiener? Apparently I know even less about these weird Japanese subcultures than I thought.
Totally nonthreatening, see. Beautiful and platonic!
 

oldtaku

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For those of you not getting it, this, for example, is from a real, professional (and actually pretty good) series with the misleading name XXXholic:

 

Rad Party God

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That somehow reminds me of a stupid novel I read a few years back, the description of that "being" is almost a perfect description of this comic. Don't worry, I've already burned that monstrosity... at least it was pretty boring and dumb.
 

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I feel off that I got the joke and everyone is confused I must be on top tier otaku lol.

But back to the comic if you have seen or watched any kind of shoujo or stuff directed towards ladies this is just all those monsters rolled into one. Sine people seem to be only focused on oversized boobs the dumb porportion of male characters can be easily overlooked.

I mean look at old school Sailor Mon, Clamp stuff and shoujos the shoulders on these guys in CRAZY like why Japan does not have a NFL is beyond me. I gurantee once you see it it can't be unseen.
 

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That gorgous, kawaii, booty boi... must glomp!

Can any fan girls out there tell me if I got that right.

oldtaku said:
For those of you not getting it, this, for example, is from a real, professional (and actually pretty good) series with the misleading name XXXholic
I enjoyed Tsubasa but I only read the first volume of Holic, is it good?
 

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oldtaku said:
CloudAtlas said:
The "perfect man" has a tiny wiener? Apparently I know even less about these weird Japanese subcultures than I thought.
Totally nonthreatening, see. Beautiful and platonic!
All my female friends don't dig the D too much. They don't hate it just that it's not the best tool in a box to achieve their goals in bed. That might be why the big hands thing and apparently no junk is part of the picture.