The perfect storm is brewing

[Mcupobob]

You're just sitting in your room or perhapes your living room. When suddenly your stomach makes a awful churning sound you can feel it, that fair corndog and tocobell is colliding in your bowls, with your morning coffee coming in on the front. The perfect storm is brewing inside you and the only way is lock the door and batten down the hatchs in the safe room, with a bottle of febreze and ass firmly on the squat bucket. You have just enough time to grab something to entertain you while you ride out this powful and spicy storm form a top of your porclein throne.

So what do you bring. A book, a hande held gaming device(AKA HHGD). Or perhapes something else.

 

[Talshere]

Lol, I like you intro I think you win just for that XD

A book probably. A good book.

 

[Armored Prayer]

My iPhone.

I can play games, listen to music, read the news, or search the internet. It will keep me well entertained.

 

[FamoFunk]

Pmsl!!

I take my Android mobile and just browse the interwebzz

 

[Trivun]

Usually a book . On rare occasions I've taken my laptop, purely when in the middle of watching stuff on catch-up TV like BBC iPlayer. But usually just a book or a magazine, or on some occasions my Nintendo DS .

 

[TLatshaw]

Professor Layton.

I mean the game; not the man himself.

 

[blue heartless]

Nothing. I can't risk breaking concentration.

 

[Claptrap]

Toliet roll, Because otherwise.. Er.. Yeah.

Unless we allready get that, Otherwise my laptop i guess.

 

[Jedamethis]

Whatever book I can't remember the middle part of. That's the only criteria I pick books on...

 

[Kukakkau]

I'd had the movie The Perfect Storm in my head all day and I was excited to find a thread on which to talk about it but you ruined it for me! Dam you sir!

And I would grab nothing - I never take anything into the bathroom

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Lol nice. I bring my ipod touch or a book.

 

[Darkgoosey666]

I really wish i hadnt been eating my dinner when i read this.

To be honest i wouldnt take anything, i would concentrate on finishing the job in hand XD

 

[Atmos Duality]

Nothing. I can't risk breaking concentration.

"Samurai Squat-thrust"?

 

[superbatranger]

Nothing. The fact that I'm taking a dump to end all dumps would just ruin anything I'd bring to entertain me.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

Nothing. I really don't try to have fun when using a pooper. Possibly laxatives. I don't want to spend time there.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Toilet texting F the motha fucking W!!!

 

[SultanP]

Seeing as I am about halfway through The Complete Chronicles of Conan, I'd bring that.

 

[dalek sec]

Pretty much my DS, a Commissar Cain novel or a Horus Heresy novel at my reach at all times in there. If it get's worse than that I'm doomed.... D:

 

[PurpleSky]

a book

 

[RocksW]

Very nice intro. Radio or book maybe? oh and Kudos to the SK fan, IT is a great story