The Perfect Thread

[Fruhstuck]

What thread would keep you amused for hours on end?
Which thread would you follow till the bitter end?
What would the subject be and what people would you want in it?
Do you need the crazy loons to keep some life in the thread or could like-minded people discuss the topic till they all go horse and starve in front of their monitors?

EDIT: and WHY would these be your perfect threads

 

[Fenring]

Any thread involving zombies.

 

[Evilbunny]

A thread about ducks.

 

[SargentToughie]

A thread about ducks.

that was a good thread... It actually lasted a whole day, which suprised me

and what was even better was that Wilson actually took part in it

 

[Fruhstuck]

why zombies and ducks? lol
Zombies i kinda get you can have a lot of views on zombies, what would happen REALLY in a zombie apocalypse? could i keep them as pets? would i survive? would i kill many? would they be fast or slow zombies?
But ducks? why? lol

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

The "I Will Post Pictures of Me Smearing Dog Crap on My Face If This Reaches 10,000 views and I get that goofy badge" thread.

 

[curlycrouton]

A thread about the nature of life.

 

[curlycrouton]

The "I Will Post Pictures of Me Smearing Dog Crap on My Face If This Reaches 10,000 views and I get that goofy badge" thread.

Or that.

 

[rottenbutter]

A thread about ducks.

I second that statement.

 

[Saskwach]

The "I Will Post Pictures of Me Smearing Dog Crap on My Face If This Reaches 10,000 views and I get that goofy badge" thread.

I'd spam-view that - because Schadenfreude is my middle name. And because I like seeing people humiliate themselves for a fleeting fame.

 

[Fruhstuck]

A thread about the nature of life.

I like that idea

 

[Clov3r]

there was a thread about ducks?

I fucking love ducks.

 

[curlycrouton]

A thread about the nature of life.

I like that idea

And I like you.

I bet no-one gets that reference.

 

[Fruhstuck]

The "I Will Post Pictures of Me Smearing Dog Crap on My Face If This Reaches 10,000 views and I get that goofy badge" thread.

What would that guy have to do to get a 1000 replies badge then?

 

[Fruhstuck]

A thread about the nature of life.

I like that idea

And I like you.

I bet no-one gets that reference.

Erm ... i don't, unfortunately lol, what is it from?

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

The perfect thread would have seizure robots and electric llamas, and although it would be endless, Nazis and Hitler would never be mentioned.

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

The "I Will Post Pictures of Me Smearing Dog Crap on My Face If This Reaches 10,000 views and I get that goofy badge" thread.

What would that guy have to do to get a 1000 replies badge then?

"I Will Post Pictures of Me Smearing Dog Crap on My Face If This Reaches 10,000 Views and 1,000 Replies So That I Get Those Goofy Badges"?

 

[rottenbutter]

there was a thread about ducks?

I fucking love ducks.

Yes, and it was the greatest thread ever.

 

[Evilbunny]

why zombies and ducks? lol
Zombies i kinda get you can have a lot of views on zombies, what would happen REALLY in a zombie apocalypse? could i keep them as pets? would i survive? would i kill many? would they be fast or slow zombies?
But ducks? why? lol

Behold, a key thread in this forum's history. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.70096#680548]

 

[Evilbunny]

The Customer Is Always Wrong. /thread.

Nobody agrees with me?

It's a good thread, but it kinda pales in comparison with the duck thread.