The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Fijiman]

Wishes to break something with such violence that it will make world news.

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes to know the answer to the great question.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to know the question for the answer to the great question.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to know the divisible to 42.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for a sandwich.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to make him a sandwich.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to eat a reverse sandwich.

 

[Roxas1359]

Wishes to be able to eat my head.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to be made of ham.

 

[Fijiman]

To have the wisdom of one hundred senile old men.

 

[Roxas1359]

Wishes to be able to post using his mind.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be able to post using his stomach.

 

[Roxas1359]

Wishes he had a shotgun that fires ice cream...
That actually sounds cool...no pun intended. XD

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to have a cannon the fired cakes.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes all weapons were food.
capcha: come back

 

[Roxas1359]

Wishes that captcha was a snappy come back.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to listen to [a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98XRKr19jIE"]this[/a].

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Secretly wishes to dance the Hare Hare Youkai.