The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Dango]

Wishes to be able to pull of leopard print pants.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to take a picture of my wearing such an atrocious attire. @~@

 

[Roxas1359]

Wishes to eat the legendary sand bird.

 

[Dango]

Wishes to capture a shark alive and face it in a boxing match.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to have a boxing match with an octopus.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Wishes the fight was a death match

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be the referee.

 

[LynxParadox]

Wishes to gain two front row tickets and will take me as guest.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to obtain the power of the gods so that they may play real life Sims.

Secretly wishes to post more.
OT: Secretly wishes to be the next yogscast member.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to know what I look like.
[sub]On a side note, what the fuck is with the Dish TV Captchas? I have Direct TV, damn it.[/sub]

 

[mParadox]

Captchas are silly! Like duuuuude.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Secretly wishes to post more.

Maybe. Every time I come back I'm reminded how much I dislike the vast majority of the community, though.

On topic
Wishes to challenge Slender Man to a boxing match.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for something really cool to happen.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Wishes to become a dull cog in the machine.

 

[mParadox]

Wants to clone puppies into kitties.

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

wishes he didn't come from a anime for women

 

[LynxParadox]

Wishes for a shotgun.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for an ubertank made out of bacon.