The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Nickthequick]

For the power to control uncooked shrimp.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to have x-ray vision that can only see through lead.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Secretly wishes to line everything he owns with lead.
capcha: lunatic fridge
What. What?

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes to become Emperor of lead.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to jump good.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to jump and become Death.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to jump and become War.

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes to jump and become the turnip master.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to become the Champion of the Turnips.

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes to become the parrot queen.

 

[Fijiman]

To become a living statue.

 

[mParadox]

To become human.

[sub][sub]You fiend.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Bansta]

Wishes to become zombie!!

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to star in Modern Warfare!

 

[Fijiman]

To be the bestest terrorist ever.

Wishes to become zombie!!

Welcome to the Escapist.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to make stuff go boom.

 

[Dango]

Secretly wishes I was better at singing ;_;

 

[mParadox]

Secretly wishes that he was better at driving. >.>

 

[C F]

Secretly wishes he could destroy the world with some weaponized form of churros.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to make stuff go boom.

That is no secret.

OT: Wishes to communicate by singing.