The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Nickthequick]

Wishes to enjoy the pain of listening to Rebecca Black.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to enjoy the agony of listening to child pop stars.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to enjoy the pain of pain created by head desking for hours on end.

 

[LynxParadox]

Wishes to crush tables with mighty head desking!

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to crush skulls with mighty face palming.

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes to crush apples with mighty face mallets.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a bard to sing to his merryment.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to sing the anthem of Martians in broad daylight wearing nothing more that bubble wrap and tinfoil hat.

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes to know the secrets that lie within the otter cave.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Wishes to work undercover at Otter cave.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to work at Beaver Cave next door.

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes to work at the squirrel mines two towns over.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be the best squirrel ever.

 

[Dango]

Wishes to be the Cupid of love.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be the one telling me who to shoot in the back with arrows.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a person to target practice on with.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to not be that person.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to use the Otter Cave for other purposes.

Like an underground theater.

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes that I had never came up with the otter cave.