The person above me secretly wishes for....

[karcentric]

3 pairs of socks and a DVD.

 

[Kae]

For a nice beach tan.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Wishes for giant spiders.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for giant spiders with mana bars.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a fountain of watermelon juice.

 

[karcentric]

The fountain of bacon.

 

[Kae]

He just wishes to roll over and rest.

 

[Sacman]

Secretly wishes for Death by Snoo Snoo...<.<

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for a bag of rocks.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes for his future self to give him plans for a time machine

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to make a tutorial on making the perfect burrito.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Wishes to be bald but have a braided blonde beard.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes to be more practical for Taco...

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes for the ability to command turnips.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to be the Onion Lord.

 

[Kae]

Oh so deep down inside he wishes to take his helmet off.

Secretly wishes for Death by Snoo Snoo...<.<

Did you investigate me or something?
Because that would most definitely qualify as my worst nightmare.
[sup][sup]Seriously, I get scared with hugs...[/sup][/sup]

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to fight me. Winner decides the fate of the helmet.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes someone would steal it so he could make a new one without feeling like he's two timing the first.