The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to search far and wide.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a dictionary to be named in his honor.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes for super soup.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Secretly wishes to be eaten for dinner.

 

[Euryalus]

Secretly wishes to do the eating!

 

[Dr.Susse]

For the leftovers for their dog.

 

[Fijiman]

For a giant melon of their choice.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For a sword made of poop.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For shoes that give a +5 to speed.

 

[Fijiman]

For a hat that gives + 6 to all stats.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To collect ALL the hats.

 

[Fijiman]

To collect everything.

 

[Dr.Susse]

To have a sneak peek at the life credits that play when you die.

 

[TheCommanders]

To read a book backwards.

 

[Fijiman]

To deul wield pants that are actually rocket launchers.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

To get some free-range catnip!

 

[MrCollins]

For a Ipod screen that doesn't break

 

[Fijiman]

For things to be made like they use to be in terms of durability and longevity of use.