The person above me secretly wishes for....

[PsychicTaco115]

Secretly wishes to have a charming personality

 

[thesilentman]

To go crazy mad with power.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be insanely sane.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Wishes, despite all of his brawl, that he was a mage.

 

[thesilentman]

For his gun.

 

[Fijiman]

To be given something for free within the next five minutes.

 

[thesilentman]

... That's preferable, considering the free-me-hippy I am.

As for you, I think that you want something free too.

 

[Goofguy]

The person above me secretly wishes for an ice cream sandwich despite already having eaten 4 today.

 

[Fijiman]

To have a keg of beer in every room.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

To beat up people with nothing but a toilet plunger

 

[Fijiman]

To make a house out of plungers.

 

[thesilentman]

Wishes to live in SOVIET RUSSIA!

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to live in Communist China.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Wishes to live in a universe on its side.

 

[thesilentman]

Wishes to live alone in peace.

 

[Goofguy]

Wishes they were granted 3 wishes each to be used on 3 wishes...

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for pudding shaped waffles.

 

[thesilentman]

Wishes for a gravity controlling device.

 

[The Night Angel]

Wishes that life as we know it would come to an end...in a fun way

 

[thesilentman]

Wishes to troll the US government.