The person above me secretly wishes for....

[UltraDeth]

Everyone to salute in his presence.

 

[Barbas]

The violent, litigious end of Steam Greenlight.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

a tiny restaurant

 

[UltraDeth]

A cleavage hall of fame.

 

[UltraDeth]

Musical swordfights.

 

[Barbas]

A junk food night.

 

[Fijiman]

A rapid-fire potato launcher.

 

[Barbas]

More vegetable memes.

 

[Barbas]

Bones to snap, flesh to rend, blood to spray.

 

[UltraDeth]

To wash someone's laundry with his tongue.

 

[Barbas]

A job at a cat cafe.

 

[UltraDeth]

To die hardest of all.

 

[Barbas]

A more inhospitable domain.

 

[Fijiman]

Five out of five ducks.

 

[Barbas]

A really great massage.

 

[Fijiman]

More things to talk about.

 

[Barbas]

A sweet flip-phone.

 

[UltraDeth]

To join a country club.

 

[Barbas]

All the sheet music in the world.

 

[UltraDeth]

For someone to make him a sandwich.