The Pokemon battle thread.

[oppp7]

DEUS-EX MACHINA used DUAL SHOTGUNS!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Sceptile dies!

GO ARCEUS!

Arceus warps Deus to a different dimension full of fire and demons with his god powers!

 

[Threx]

Abra uses teleport to go back to the last pokemon center.

Swellow uses Aerial Ace (this hits no matter what)

 

[oppp7]

DEUS EX MACHINA get saved by a deus ex machina!

It uses EXPLOSION on everything!

 

[Zeromaeus]

Kick-Ass, are you still a ninja?
You are?
I guess you dodged that, right?
Good.

 

[oppp7]

YOU CAN'T DODGE IT IT'S AGAINST THE RULEZ!!!!1!

I REVIVE DEUS EX MACHINA AND HE USES EXPLOSION AGAIN LIKE 50 TIMES!!!1!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Arceus is a ghost type at the moment and is therefore unaffected by the normal type attack!

Arceus uses mind rape!

 

[oppp7]

DEUS EX uses ASSRAPE!

 

[Zeromaeus]

Kick-Ass fled.
Me too.
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...
....
Go ditto and Tangela!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Arceus uses Doomsday!

Everything dies...!

 

[oppp7]

DEUS EX survived due to a deus ex machina...again.
DEUS EX used COPY CAT!
DEUS EX used Doomsday!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Arceus takes no damage because he's GOD!

Arceus stomps on the deus ex machina, destroying it!

 

[oppp7]

DEUS EX survives again and transforms into a newer, more powerful Pokemon from generation 5.
It stares down Arceus...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Arceus destroys the new pokemon by telling it to think about what in nature it would represent since god, moon, sun, nightmare, fire, lightning, ice, water, earth, every human emotion, every natural element, and even the devil, has been used to make a legendary pokemon. It explodes at the thought.

 

[oppp7]

Wait, when did the Devil get taken(I'm pretty sure Giratina wasn't supposed to be Satan)?
Also, DEUS EX survives by making it so there is something more powerful than God because it's that powerful.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Giratina was supposed to be Satan. (What else was it supposed to be?)
Arceus survives by realizingg that if DEUS EX can make something more powerful than god, he can make something more powerfull than DEUS!