The poster above you is

[Mister Mumbler]

Is sitting in a dirty bar trying to exploit a water stain

 

[Shadyside]

a fleabag

 

[Kae]

3 midgets in a trench coat

 

[Shadyside]

Pasando un feliz navidad con su familia.

 

[Dany_the_penguin]

A stoopoid

 

[Kae]

Fried chicken

 

[CM156]

A good boy/girl/other

 

[Shadyside]

An evil white man.

 

[Wintermute]

latine

 

[Shadyside]

Un gringo.

 

[CM156]

A gentile

 

[Shadyside]

Actually a Protestant pretending to be a Catholic.

 

[CM156]

Well, I am a convert from Protestantism, so.....

You're a human pretending to be two anime girls

 

[Shadyside]

Reponsible for Donald Trump losing the election, because he secretly couldn't stand being part of his administration.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Is actually Mile Pence and is just trying to work some stuff out

 

[Shadyside]

A fleabag

 

[Wintermute]

Livin' la vida loca

 

[Shadyside]

Offended by the Simpsons Brazil episode.

 

[CM156]

Getting deported to Brazil. Or worse: Argentina.

 

[Shadyside]

Eating with a woman all alone.