The protagonist from the last game you played turns out to be your biological Father/Mother

[Revenge Revisited]

Well, Sam Gideon is definitely not allowed to smoke in the house. >:U

 

[James Crook]

The Sniper's my dad (hope he doesn't get stabbed in the back by a Spy) and the Pyro's my mother...
And my half-brother's Spyro.

EDIT: Whoops, seems like, actually, my father's Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher 2... so I'm the son of a fucking mutant who's a witcher, and of a witch... so that makes me a witcher de facto...

 

[James Crook]

Cool batman is my dad
i was playing arkham city

Are you from the fucking future?

 

[TheXRatedDodo]

Alice Liddel?
Well that explains why I'm so crazy..

 

[Jonas Lindberg]

Last game was Tetris, so I guess my father is the long pice.

Guess he'll never be there for me when I really need him. :S

 

[Proverbial Jon]

Subject Delta is my Daddy? I guess that would be sorta cool... I mean, so long as he had been imprinted on me. Or else, it might get a bit messy...

 

[Alan Hinchcliffe]

Marcus Fenix is my Dad? Awesome! We can chainsaw Locust together

 

[mastermerrick]

Trilby? (Of Yahtzee's Chzo Mythos)

I'm strangely comfortable with that.

 

[Ryuu Akamatsu]

Noble Six is my father.

Oh god they're gonna rip me open and do so many modifications. ;-;

CURSE YOU SPARTAN PROGRAAAAAAAAAAAM!

 

[Commissar Sae]

Hmmmm, Renegade Sheppard... This is either going to be awesome or fairly abusive.

 

[AnarchistFish]

Last game I played was Bioshock 2, so, yeah..

 

[ilikedoom]

Omg. Naruto is my father. I'm gonna be a fuckin ninja! Nice! Thats awesome!

 

[Cemo9999]

Well, last thing I played was TF2 as engineer, "Gotta move that kid up!"

 

[cyberbot]

Mya papa, is a Mario, so nowa i havea speaka likea thisa.
Bonjurno.

 

[SmartyShorts]

Subject Delta from Bioshock 2. That would make me Eleanor Lamb. Which is crazy because I look a lot like her.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Oh joy. A dull boring guy is my new daddy...I was playing Black Ops...

 

[Trivun]

So, my mother is a 20 year old redheaded Vault Dweller and I was conceived in an Anchorage simulation? Huh, that's a turn up for the books...

(yes, I am playing Operation Anchorage at the moment, for the record...)

 

[Monsteval]

Awesome! My father is the Point Man from F.E.A.R!

 

[KungFuCthulhu]

Since I last played Heavy Rain so that would mean Ethan Mars is my father. Well, if I ever get kidnapped it's nice to know he's trying to save me.

 

[pyrosaw]

Son of the soldier from TF2? Oh crap, nononononono.....