Let's see if I can make one up...
A thief once hid his stolen money in a pastry shop while being pursued by the police. He the stolen money in a lump of pastry dough that he would return for when the police were off his trail, since he worked at the pastry shop during the day. He molded the dough into tasty french curl doughnuts, which he cooked in the oven and burnt to a crisp so no one else would want them. When he returned for him the following day, however, the police were in the shop waiting for him, with his money-filled burned brown doughnuts being taken away as evidence. As he was cuffed and taken to the waiting police car, he shouted "How could you have possibly found the loot!" To which one of the cops replied:
"Money makes the curls go brown."
A thief once hid his stolen money in a pastry shop while being pursued by the police. He the stolen money in a lump of pastry dough that he would return for when the police were off his trail, since he worked at the pastry shop during the day. He molded the dough into tasty french curl doughnuts, which he cooked in the oven and burnt to a crisp so no one else would want them. When he returned for him the following day, however, the police were in the shop waiting for him, with his money-filled burned brown doughnuts being taken away as evidence. As he was cuffed and taken to the waiting police car, he shouted "How could you have possibly found the loot!" To which one of the cops replied:
"Money makes the curls go brown."