The Question and Answer Game

[Molten Water]

You ask a question that has always been bothering you and the person who posts next answers it and asks a question of his own...

For Eg. Iv always wondered...How does Wolverine wash his ass??i mean wont the claws be a...problem?

 

[DementedMonkeez]

He just sheathes them into his skin.

How do smurfs procreate? Cause I am pretty sure that they are A-Sexual?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

There's Smurfette, she's a girl. So the normal way I suppose.

Why do Jedis fight with lightsabers in hand? Surely they could fling them at people with the force?

 

[War Penguin]

They do. They just want a challenge.

Why does Nintendo allow bad games on their console? Surely they care for the hard core gamers?

 

[DementedMonkeez]

The Wii was built for family style interactive gaming.....hardcore gaming at it's finest...

Who would win Sabertooth or Wolverine? Seeing as how they are brothers?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

wolverine: he has longer claws and their adamantium

why does no one in zombie movies own a decent gun prior to the infection?

 

[War Penguin]

They want to extend the film, making things as if they are hopeless.

Why do I currently have a writer's block?

 

[NeoAC]

Because you stole it from Stephen King's house. You should give it back, he needs it to finish his bookcase.

Why do I constantly misinterpret other people's questions?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

because the human mind is more complicated at times than it's circulatory system

why do us teenagers always get those underserved feelings of self importantce?

 

[Molten Water]

its becaause we are teenagers...its in our hormones or something.

why does the wii outsell every other console with craptastic games??

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Because sex-starved housewives think it counts as exercise and it also caters to kids and old people.

What's the reasoning behind the name Dawn of War? Surely they've had over 40,000 years of war by now.

 

[the Tadman]

I guess they don't think 40,000 years is a large amount of time.

Why is there no Star Wars - Episode 7?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Because Lucas realised we all hate him after Episodes 1, 2 & 3.
And we've already restored balance to the Galaxy, what else is there to do?

Why do I wake up at 10:30 every day without an alarm or anything?

 

[War Penguin]

Because you go to bed really late.

Why can't I currently think of a question?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Because you only really wanted to answer mine.

Do I really want to try Dawn of War 2?

 

[goatzilla8463]

If you like point and click stratergy, then yes.
[sup]OMG. Your in my territory now [/sup]

Do I need to get fitter?

 

[the Tadman]

Yes, yes you do.

Is the world really going to end at 2012?

 

[goatzilla8463]

I sincerely hope it does because I've already started squandering my money and partying.

Is the Eiffel Tower the next target of terrorist bombings?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

It might be.
[sub]I love your territory [/sub]

Should I go for a run today or tomorrow?

 

[MasterSqueak]

Today, the bomber will arrive before tomorrow.

Should I make a double cheese and bacon pizza?