The quotemine game

[GrumbleGrump]

So this is something I just thought up:

The concept is simple, you simply quote the person above your post and twist their words into something wrong or into something nothing to do with their original post. Thus the post has been quotemined. This warrants a Fight Club style rule though, you HAVE to post at least paragraph. Since I started it's up to you, ALEX.

If you're still not sure, here's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Quotes/QuoteMine] some examples

 

[Barbas]

We'd best write our own paragraphs here to give the quote-minders something to work with. Alternatively, posters can browse our other forum posts for inspiration.

I couldn't do much with yours, but here goes:

I just HAVE to twist something up you, ALEX.

How saucy. ALEX will be most displeased...hopefully.

I can't believe you'd say something so hilariously inappropriate. I am shocked and horrified. Won't somebody please think of the children?

 

[Teoes]

D:
I want nothing twisted up me!

Hopefully ALEX will browse our best children for inspiration. Won't somebody inappropriately please our posters?

Barbas, I may not have come out and said this before, but your stock just isn't up to standard. I'll have to find another way to please the FG crowd.

I think I'm getting to grips with this now. Took me a while to figure something out.

 

[Barbas]

I think I may c**e up the FG crowd.

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Spoiler

Ooh, you inappropriate fecker! The clergy shall hear of this day's work, Mr Teoes. I swear your reign of terror ends here!

You know what I really like? The drone of a good bumblebee as it alights from a delicate buttercup in its quest to pollinate in the name of God. Bumblebees can't fit on buttercups all the well, sadly. They normally require more substantial landing pads.