The Reaper's Game

[MoganFreeman]

Starcraft.

Or TRON light cycles.

 

[Ophiuchus]

I guess it'd have to be Guitar Hero or Rock Band, I'm pretty crap at everything else. I'm not exactly the greatest at those either but I'd take my chances.

 

[Abedeus]

You know when you were a kid and you were in the car blabbing away, and your parents would say, "Hey, let's see who can't talk the longest!" Yeah, I'd challenge death to that.

I'd just be able to chill for all eternity. Not like I'd have anybody to talk to anyway!

He's the second oldest creature in the history of world.

He also can pierce your skull (not literally) with his sight - staring, gazing at you, too bright to avoid, too dark to exist. Oh, and he doesn't actually speak - he just sends you messages and your brain interpets them as a sound.

Also, you would have to cough, drink or eat sooner or later. And what then?

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Either *deep breath* super street fighter 2 turbo HD remix *GASP* or cod4

 

[Shantari Extanu]

Maybe SSBB would be good because all that button mashing would smash his bony-ass into dust.

 

[_Janny_]

Guitar Hero, I guess. I'm not that good at it, but if I'm going down I might as well spend a few minutes jamming with Death himself.

 

[Gamegeneral]

I'm pretty sure the reaper can disguise himself as a human pretty easily (Peanut Butter, anyone?), so I think any arguments that you'd win because he's a skeleton are null and void.
I can't say I know what I'd pick, but I know what I wouldn't pick.
Coin flip-I'm sure I'd end up picking tails on a two headed coin
Rock/paper/scissors-Death knows when people are going to die, what's to stop him from knowing my next choice?
Chess-I always lose early
Anything involving bodily contact-Touching death, obvious result.
Any quiz game at ALL-He knows all of HISTORY for Christ's sake.
Any physical endurance challenge-Nonliving, doesn't feel pain, doesn't sleep, etc.

I suppose a cook-off, because he might kill the judges. And if he DOES win, it would probably be the best last meal EVER!
Ten e-pen0r points to the person who names the new reference in this thread.

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

Maybe SSBB would be good because all that button mashing would smash his bony-ass into dust.

It's not a typical black shroud and skeleton Reaper.

You know when you were a kid and you were in the car blabbing away, and your parents would say, "Hey, let's see who can't talk the longest!" Yeah, I'd challenge death to that.

I'd just be able to chill for all eternity. Not like I'd have anybody to talk to anyway!

He's the second oldest creature in the history of world.

He also can pierce your skull (not literally) with his sight - staring, gazing at you, too bright to avoid, too dark to exist. Oh, and he doesn't actually speak - he just sends you messages and your brain interpets them as a sound.

Also, you would have to cough, drink or eat sooner or later. And what then?

He's already dead.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Chess. He always forgets how the little horsey moves.

Cookie for reference!

You mean Susan's Grandfather?.

*smiles*

 

[DoomDispenser]

connect four

you can haz half my internets if you get the refrence

Isn't that one of the Scrubs episodes?

correct you can haz 1/4th and the other guy can haz half i want some of my internets to

"Ha! I win."

"What? Where?"

"Right here, diagonally."

"Pretty sneaky, Death."

 

[Gamegeneral]

I'd challenge him to tic-tac-toe.
If he can't beat me, we'd have to play again.
If I can't beat him, we'd have to play again.
I'd like to see one of us outsmart the other in that game. Could take forever.

Forever sounds good.

Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
How about a nice game of...chess?

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

connect four

you can haz half my internets if you get the refrence

Scrubs.

 

[Bertruam]

connect four

you can haz half my internets if you get the refrence

Hell Yes! He sucks at Connect Four. That and Battleship. Bill and Teds Bogus Adventure.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

The game of life, so I win by default against death

Eh...Death seems to consistantly win that particular game. You might want to try something with better odds (the odds being some real number rapidly approaching infinity to zero). I'll go with Erna's idea as the chances are good that death is well versed in every game ever made. Might as well pick a game of chance.

 

[Shantari Extanu]

Well that button mashing has got to make the evil lord of limbo a little pissed off eventually..

Then eventually, he'll realise what a twat you are for even challenging him to SSBB (the time taken for that about... 2 minutes?) then you'll get to go back to your life so you can shit your way through the next day untill you walk into the headlights of a car once again cause they were a little shiney.

 

[Duncanex]

a game of 3D noughts and crosses im an absolute GOD at that game

 

[Krakyn]

You know when you were a kid and you were in the car blabbing away, and your parents would say, "Hey, let's see who can't talk the longest!" Yeah, I'd challenge death to that.

I'd just be able to chill for all eternity. Not like I'd have anybody to talk to anyway!

He's the second oldest creature in the history of world.

He also can pierce your skull (not literally) with his sight - staring, gazing at you, too bright to avoid, too dark to exist. Oh, and he doesn't actually speak - he just sends you messages and your brain interpets them as a sound.

Also, you would have to cough, drink or eat sooner or later. And what then?

When you're dead, or in a limbo like state, you don't need sustenance, at least from what I can tell. And I would specifically say talk, in the verbal sense - talking is articulation, words. A cough without meaning isn't articulation.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

You just made me lose the game.

Chances are that now if this ever happened to me I would think of the game and lose it, thus giving me immunity from losing for a half-hour. But this would not count as death's game, as he has not introduced me to it yet. I'd challenge him to the game, and then explain the rules. I have immunity, so I cannot lose, but he is thinking about the game, and therefore automatically loses.

 

[UberMore]

SSX Tricky...aslong as I'd been playing it for atleast 10-30 mins as a "warm up".
Not to blown my own horn (god, i'm a 76 year old trapped in a 16 year old body) (and to some people damn flexible), but I own at that game. Took a shit load of trying and failing, but g'damn it I'm good at that game!