The Roast Of...

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Pretend that one day you got the chance to host the roast of one person.
Who would it be and who would you invite?

 

[Naheal]

George Bush.

Spoiler: I'd bring Steven Colbert

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Rachel Maddow.

She's like the Glenn Beck of liberals. Except even more annoying!

So, I guess I'd bring Glenn Beck.

 

[khaimera]

People from the escapist. Just kidding, it won't work, and I don't have the time anymore to make one happen.

[link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Escapist-Friar-s-Club[/link]

 

[Daveman]

I'd roast Ricky Gervais and I'd bring along anybody actually famous in hollywood. :O
Oh no I didn't!

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

She's like the Glenn Beck of liberals. Except even more annoying!

Now that... is impossible. Unless she's, like, Sean Hannity or something...

OT: Now that you mention it. Sean Hannity.

 

[Legion]

It may be a good idea to explain what a "Roast" is as it is very much an American thing. Fortunately for most British people, half our programs are American, but I am not so sure about other places.

I'd say Stephen Fry, and basically everyone who has been on QI or another show that he has been on.

 

[mrm5561]

id roast michael adkinson and invite yahtzee

 

[Jebusetti]

I would love to see the roast of Jon Stewart, but I have a funny feeling the next one is gonna be a roast of the Governator

 

[Drakmeire]

Steven Hawking. because I want to see comdeians attempt to make quantum-physics jokes. I guess the only people I could invite would be the cast of big bang theory.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Tommy Wiseau.

Do I even need to say why?

 

[jaketaz]

I'd roast Madonna and bring people that can sing or write good music. And Dennis Rodman.
Seriously, I've really tried to get into her stuff because I know how "influential" she is, but it's just crap, all of it. And she can NOT sing, do not argue this point with me.

A roast of Madonna might be weak though. She just seems like a really cold ***** who wouldn't be able to deal with any kind of criticism or indulge in self-deprecating humor.

 

[jaketaz]

Oh and @ Atmos: Nope.

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

Keith Richards

 

[Dango]

I'd roast Bill Maher, and I'd invite Stephen Colbert and most other late night talk show hosts.

 

[FalloutJack]

Funnily enough, I think I'd also roast Bush. Why not? Easy enough target.

I think I'd have to bring Robin Williams, for sure. I'd have to pull in Bush Senior, because father roasts best. I...think I'd have to have Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert on the big screen. Oh, and George Takei, because he's just so awesome!

And there will be a bowl of pretzels placed before the man all during his roast. And whatever happens...happens.