The Rumor Game
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I heard that you ordered six panthers, twelve boxes of tobacco, a speed-striped dildo, an Xbox 360, a Basilisk, Dr. Robotnik, five golden rings, some "acid," a handful of horse manure, two of the three rice krispy elves, and SirBryghtside from UPS.
I heard that Christopher Reeves is alive, and has managed to become a malevolent trickster god (with all respect to the late Mr. Reeves)
I heard that God got into a fight with Satan, twas truly a fight of biblical proportions.
It started out with the two of them getting each other in arm locks and slowly building up to more extreme moves. 6 minutes into the fight, God pulled out a steel chair and clobbered Satan with. As Satan stumbled, dazed from the blow, God went to strike again.
However, Satan kicked God in the family jewels. God then dropped to his knees and Satan, as quick as a gazelle, got up and put Jesus in a sleeper hold. God lost and Satan was deemed Supreme Leader of The Earth.
Well, that's what I heard anyway.
It started out with the two of them getting each other in arm locks and slowly building up to more extreme moves. 6 minutes into the fight, God pulled out a steel chair and clobbered Satan with. As Satan stumbled, dazed from the blow, God went to strike again.
However, Satan kicked God in the family jewels. God then dropped to his knees and Satan, as quick as a gazelle, got up and put Jesus in a sleeper hold. God lost and Satan was deemed Supreme Leader of The Earth.
Well, that's what I heard anyway.
