The sarcastic plot topic

[Anton P. Nym]

Bioshock: The Fountainhead gone wrong in an inside-out aquarium.

Duck Hunt: get mocked mercilessly by an immortal dog.

Pong: Low-ping table tennis for the unathletic.

-- Steve

 

[L4Y Duke]

Halo: See gun, use gun.

 

[00exmachina]

xeno gears: Soylent green is people, so we should be polite to it.

 

[J-Val]

Half Life 2 - Episode 2: An emotionally neutral mute saves the world. Alyx can come too.

 

[Razzle Bathbone]

Any Metal Gear game: War is bad, m'kay?

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

Super Mario Galaxy - Experience the joys of playing & beating a video game without any of that pesky "challenge" nonsense giving you trouble.

 

[Anton P. Nym]

Call of Duty 4: Walk softly and carry a big gun, or we'll nuke you.

-- Steve

 

[Arcadia2000]

The Legend of Zelda: The same sword, the same chick, the same shiny golden plot device...good times.
See also: Super Mario Brothers.

WoW: Waste of Wages.

Paperboy: (Don't) make money (not) getting up early and (still) have fun throwing things at dogs.

 

[Chilango2]

Actraiser: Thanks for saving us god. Now, please, go away, we're busy.

 

[Singing Gremlin]

Starwars - millions die in a tiff between telekinetics.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Neurologically linked super-intelligent think tank of shared conciousness STILL manages to fuck up and make a stupid bureaucratic mistake resulting in a brainwashed assassin being ordered to kill himself. Rest of non-super intelligent humanity doesn't stand a chance.

 

[BlackWatch]

Kane & Lynch: Schitzo + Dead beat dad + lots of guns = tale of heroism ... + dumper truck ownage!

 

[defcon 1]

FEAR - Like back in elementary school, when little girls use to chase you
MGS2 - It's a video game about playing a video game

 

[bermyduck]

Sim City: Man builds the greatest city the world has ever seen! Man has laughs as city is torn apart by aliens, fire, tornado, godzilla, earthquake and riots all at the same time.

Assassin's Creed: Religion is bad!

Any Metal Gear Solid: More twists than a curly fry!

 

[Bodb]

Killer7:
Harman Smith: " Hello old friend. Let's play chess. I'm going to kill you now."
Kun-Lan: "This arm wields the power of a god! Mwahahahahaha!"
* Some people shoot each other in the face*
Heaven Smile: "Mwahahahahahaha!"
*blam*
Coyote Smith: "You're fucked. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. fuck."
Vice President: " Let's play russian roulette!"
You: "Argh jesus my brain!"
Oh, and there's something about a weird pedophile organ smuggler who brutally murders a fuckton of people, a duel with a group of power ranger knockoffs, Andrei Ulmeyda pretending to jerk off on camera, and nukes being launched at Japan.

Sure is pretty, though.

 

[Bodb]

Oh, and I have a better MGS2 plot summary:

Rose: "Jack, you never tell me about yourself!"
Raiden: " Rose, I'm on a mission. I can't talk now!"
Rose: " But I need to Jack! Why won't you open up to me?"
Raiden: "...Fine."
Snake: " 'Whipped!"
Raiden: " You shut the fuck up."
* President grabs Raiden's sack"
President: " You're not a girl?"
Snake: " Lol, fag"

 

[Copter400]

Pokemon: Jamming creatures into balls and making them do what you want to is some how acceptable.

Better than jamming your balls into creatures...

On the subject of balls:

Katamari Damacy: The size of our balls is important.

System Shock 2: You've just been punked.

Super Mario Bros: Like St.George and the Dragon with plumbers and 'shrooms.