Though the average person does not listen to, or analyze, Christmas music, the average Christian has long been aware of the satanic influence in our Christmas music. This is why so many find the music so grating and off putting. It is using a religious holiday to spread the message of the dark one, subliminaly. To help spread awareness of this problem, I have decided to compile a list of songs with satanic elements that need to be analyzed.
1) "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time- Of course Paul Mccartney would be the first on the list. After the beatles declared that they were "bigger then jesus," and the beetles began using drugs to better commune with the evil one, it is no surprise that they were working to spread their satanic influence far and wide. However, while John Lennon would take a more direct approach by writing his atheist anthem "imagine" and his wife would supply the weird barking noises in the soundtrack of SMT 3: Nocturne, Paul Mccartney took a more nefarious approach. Pretending to write a christmas song that believers could enjoy, he infused the lyrics with obvious satanic influence.
The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply havin' a wonderful Christmastime
While many people are fooled by the popular refrain, simply having a wonderful christmas time, the rest of the lyrics clearly establish the true meaning of the song. The beatles are having a satanic séance during the winter solstice in order to conjure spirits, presumably to terrorize Josh Groban. They are having a wonderful christmas time because they are worshipping their dark master.
2) Walking in a Winter Wonderland- This song shows that the satanic influence predates the beatles, and may have even been an inspiration for them. Winter Wonderland sings to the joys of using dark magic to bring inanimate objects to life.
In the meadow, we can build a snowman
We'll pretend that he is Parson Brown
Right off the bat we see the song sing the praises of bringing inanimate objects to life, a power reserved only for the lord. From there it gets worse.
He'll say, are you married?
We'll say, no man
But you can do the job when you're in town
The singer then proceeds to fuck the snow man, as he fulfills the marriage duties of a husband, despite not being married. But what kind of sex are we talking about? Missionary? Reverse doggy style? Well, the clue is earlier in the song. "Parson Brown." According to Urban Dictionary, a Parson Brown is when "you defecate on a girls chest while having outdoor sex in the snow, and you put a carrot in her butt." Parson brown is an unusual term, but it is clear what the song is trying to communicate to people who are in the know.
To combat this, I think the best course of action is to create a censorship board made up of middle aged white women with blonde hair to dictate what songs are safe and clean for our radio stations. I understand that this may lead to the removal of some of our Christmas favorites, but it must be done to guarantee a more safe and free society.
1) "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time- Of course Paul Mccartney would be the first on the list. After the beatles declared that they were "bigger then jesus," and the beetles began using drugs to better commune with the evil one, it is no surprise that they were working to spread their satanic influence far and wide. However, while John Lennon would take a more direct approach by writing his atheist anthem "imagine" and his wife would supply the weird barking noises in the soundtrack of SMT 3: Nocturne, Paul Mccartney took a more nefarious approach. Pretending to write a christmas song that believers could enjoy, he infused the lyrics with obvious satanic influence.
The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply havin' a wonderful Christmastime
While many people are fooled by the popular refrain, simply having a wonderful christmas time, the rest of the lyrics clearly establish the true meaning of the song. The beatles are having a satanic séance during the winter solstice in order to conjure spirits, presumably to terrorize Josh Groban. They are having a wonderful christmas time because they are worshipping their dark master.
2) Walking in a Winter Wonderland- This song shows that the satanic influence predates the beatles, and may have even been an inspiration for them. Winter Wonderland sings to the joys of using dark magic to bring inanimate objects to life.
In the meadow, we can build a snowman
We'll pretend that he is Parson Brown
Right off the bat we see the song sing the praises of bringing inanimate objects to life, a power reserved only for the lord. From there it gets worse.
He'll say, are you married?
We'll say, no man
But you can do the job when you're in town
The singer then proceeds to fuck the snow man, as he fulfills the marriage duties of a husband, despite not being married. But what kind of sex are we talking about? Missionary? Reverse doggy style? Well, the clue is earlier in the song. "Parson Brown." According to Urban Dictionary, a Parson Brown is when "you defecate on a girls chest while having outdoor sex in the snow, and you put a carrot in her butt." Parson brown is an unusual term, but it is clear what the song is trying to communicate to people who are in the know.
To combat this, I think the best course of action is to create a censorship board made up of middle aged white women with blonde hair to dictate what songs are safe and clean for our radio stations. I understand that this may lead to the removal of some of our Christmas favorites, but it must be done to guarantee a more safe and free society.