The scariest looking pokemon.

Lieju

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Gastly always creeped me out, because it's like a floating, staring head. I think I would be more scared of something like that in real life than any giant monster, because at least a rapaging monster would feel real. If I saw something like gastly, I'd think I lost my mind. Not to mention it could float through walls.

Allthough, now that I think about it, I guess I could take care of it with a vacuum cleaner...
 

Teh Roflchoppa

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Ursus Astrorum said:
Missingno, as well as the DPbox. What's the DPbox?

This.



Now, you may say, "But Will, it's just a bunch of freaked out pixels! What's so scary about that?"

Think about it, seriously think about it, from the trainer's view. You're content roaming around and catching pidgeys when suddenly you see this... What is it? It seems to exist both in and out of reality at the same time. Its blocky form seems to be comprised of a twisted mockery of things you can just barely recognize, but at the same time its static nonsense is completely alien to you. You've discovered a sentient hole in the fabric of your universe.

And as you watch, it spreads like a virus. Other pokemon it contacts are similarly scrambled to horrible jumbles of body parts and chaos. And somewhere deep in the ocean, there's an entire island where nothing but this mind-shattering chaos reigns for miles. In realistic terms, Missingno is an incurable extradimensional parasite that will not stop until all the world is consumed. This is death and madness incarnate. No fire, no brimstone. Just this wall of simultaneous nothing and everything. And you're face to face with it, pitting your poor, doomed pets and friends against it.

And then your world ends and your mildly inconvenienced god has to go and buy a new one.
Holy god, you put that as scary as it gets... Nightmares...
 

[Cold-Shoulder]

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Gyadoras would be scary to see in real life. o_o
ae86gamer said:
Its so obviously Pikachu. Have you seen him and Ash lately?

[http://photobucket.com/images/scary%20pokemon]
Thank you for making my day. :D
 

bcponpcp27

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Gyrados hands down. I would never swim again knowing there were massive packs of giant, hungry, dragon-snakes in the water that never closed their mouths.
 

Rainforce

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Shaymin. [http://vaporotem.deviantart.com/art/Shaymin-GET-138639369]

if not that, Gyrados in real.
 

Magnikai

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How about, ALL OF THEM? Considering some of the entries in the 'Dex, I mean real Poke'mon would probably kill tens of thousands of people each year. Think about all the crazy shit in the Poke universe for a minute.
 

similar.squirrel

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That Psychic/Ice transvestite thing. And Gyarados. The latter looks a little too eager to fellate something.
 

Rusty Bucket

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irishdelinquent said:

I have apiophobia, so bees scare the crap out of me. Plus, it's got like two extra stingers!
Those aren't stingers. Those are fucking drills.
 

Stoic raptor

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Rayquaza and Grouden would be very scary, considering thier size and looks and power.
And really every single pokemon except for the cute ones.
 

DrunkWithPower

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Magmar is probably the scariest thing to walk in Pokemon, it's a duck on fire and every picture I see... it wants a hug.
 

Craig FTW

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Sindaine said:
What's the one like a giraffe but with a head on its tail? That fuckin' thing can bite you whichever way it's facing!
Giraffarig. Yes that thing is creepy as heck.

I think I have to cast my vote on Gengar and Pupitar. Pupitar looks like it just wants to rape your soul. So does Kakuna.
 

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All the Siamese cats I've known have been really nice. And that's sill not scary just.. firmly cuddly.