Rollin' down in Cyrodil,
Got a dozen rats to kill,
Mudcrabs hatin' my horse armor,
Splishin' splashin' in the water
Pickin' flowers, eatin' shrooms,
Huntin' deer, and raiding tombs,
Stealing things for fun and profit,
Ooh that's shiny! Think I'll cop it...
"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
Got no money, time to run
Over-encumbered, under-athletic
No combat dump, kinda pathetic
Shot an arrow in my ass
Tumble over, face in grass
Get on back up with a stagger
Where's my rusty iron dagger?
Look up, look down, look left and right
Not gonna be much of a fight.
I raise my arms and give a shrug,
"Not my fault guys, it's just a bug!"