Oh, and I also ship [user]Elfgore[/user] with [user]VanQ[/user]; those horny, oh so lewd weebs would make a lovely couple.
In fact, I made a fanfic.
"Stop, Van-ach! Stop!" Elf shouted as he salivates and blushes. "S-stop-ah! Biting my ear!" He demanded VanQ to stop, but he himself couldn't stop his ecstasy filled spasms. He clearly enjoys VanQ advances despite his apparent protest. "At.... least be gentle...." Elf caved in and give VanQ a sultry, slightly tear filled look; in response VanQ pushed him towards his bed. "Ah!" Elf shouted, "Didn't I say be gentle!" VanQ simply puts his right index finger towards Elf's lips, "Shhhh," he calmed Elf. "Do not worry," VanQ seductively said, "I can't imagine myself being rough to you of all people." "S-sempai," Elf muttered whilst his blush enveloped his entire face. VanQ ripped Elf's shirt off, which caused Elf to yet again spasm with ecstasy. "You're my waifu now, Elfgore..."
[The rest was censored for the sake of commen decency]
Captcha: "Push harder." ...I like your thought pattern, Captcha.
God damnit... just fuck me.(literally I guess) It took me thirty minutes to read all of that I was laughing so hard. Now we just have to wait and see what Van thinks.
You're "aawww"ing a story that's pretty much a prelude to me getting rammed in the poop chute. Just want to make sure you're aware of that. Unless of course James was writing the story with our avatars involved. Then it would be a massive, lesbian orgy of cute anime girls... sweet.[footnote]He wasn't lying when he called me horny and lewd.[/footnote]
Yessss... it does sound familiar... because... IT IS WHAT SHOULD BE!! Or rather... what I imagine as the perfect ship... with the exception of you shipping yourself with yourself... I... ummmm... must stop looking at that... before my metnel capasitees sotp... carp... it stRt'd.
Yessss... it does sound familiar... because... IT IS WHAT SHOULD BE!! Or rather... what I imagine as the perfect ship... with the exception of you shipping yourself with yourself... I... ummmm... must stop looking at that... before my metnel capasitees sotp... carp... it stRt'd.
Man. I feel like a complete stranger now. How does everyone know each other well enough to have shipping ideas for each other? Has my entire relationship with the forum been a lie? Someone please comfort me.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Man. I feel like a complete stranger now. How does everyone know each other well enough to have shipping ideas for each other? Has my entire relationship with the forum been a lie? Someone please comfort me.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Man. I feel like a complete stranger now. How does everyone know each other well enough to have shipping ideas for each other? Has my entire relationship with the forum been a lie? Someone please comfort me.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Man. I feel like a complete stranger now. How does everyone know each other well enough to have shipping ideas for each other? Has my entire relationship with the forum been a lie? Someone please comfort me.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Man. I feel like a complete stranger now. How does everyone know each other well enough to have shipping ideas for each other? Has my entire relationship with the forum been a lie? Someone please comfort me.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Man. I feel like a complete stranger now. How does everyone know each other well enough to have shipping ideas for each other? Has my entire relationship with the forum been a lie? Someone please comfort me.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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