lol the first(and only) time i ever played d&d i went for a treasure chest but as soon as i touched it i fell down a pit filled with corpses and spent 3 days living off of maggots from said corpses. then i got pissed at the trickle in the wall i had been drinking from (for SOME reason) and attacked it which flooded the pit allowing me to swim back to the top. after discovering the chest was empty i tried to use it as a boat.......
it didn't work.
it didn't work.