The Single Greatest or Coolest Human Being Who Has Ever Lived

[Darkrain11]

The fact that Teddy Roosevelt hasn't been mentioned yet ashames me.

Well, this topic has only been up for about ten minutes, and all I know about him is that he's responsible for Teddy Bears.

He was also badass enough that when he was giving a speech at a public meeting, after his term as president, some guy shot him and, after police had arrested the shooter, Ted continued his speech with the bullet still in his body and then went for medical help. Truly a badass man.

 

[mrtenk]

The answer is obvious: Chuck Norris, please don't ever compare a finnish sniper to him, no matter how indirect it may be...

I am about to say some mean things. If you don't want to hear it, simply do not click, but I think it's something a lot of people need to hear.



FUCK OFF WITH THE FUCKING GOD DAMNED CHUCK NORRIS COMMENTS


You are not by any stretch of the fucking imagination funny or clever. Yes, I am aware of Chuck Norris jokes. What was that, four fucking years ago? FUCKING STOP. IT'S ENOUGH.

I agree with this statement. I would also like to add that the white death was the manliest man that ever lived. Don't question that for he maybe waiting outside your window with an unscoped rifle carefully aimed carefully at your head.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Oh that's easy.

Spoiler: Lorne Lanning of course

 

[Fraught]

The fact that Teddy Roosevelt hasn't been mentioned yet ashames me.

Well, this topic has only been up for about ten minutes, and all I know about him is that he's responsible for Teddy Bears.

My response is <url=http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_5-most-badass-presidents-all-time.html>this.

I KNEW you were going to link that. Also, OP picked Simo Häyhä, and that was also from a Cracked list. Either way, maybe not the greatest (depending on the definition of great) but still two unbelievably badass people.

 

[obliterate]

Someone who can convince me that if he eats 3000 pies his entire life and one day he has a baby dildo which tastes like the pies he ate...what it sounds simple

 

[Energylegzz]

The fact that Teddy Roosevelt hasn't been mentioned yet ashames me.

True he was one sexy man...oh crap something tells me I should have kept this in my head

 

[Jimmyjames]

This only serves to remind me how much I hate god damned snipers in games. Yeah, sure, you got 25 kills in one match, but you did it by hiding and picking off whomever walks infront of your far-removed sights. Bullshit.

The instant I get tagged by a sniper, it becomes my mission to flank the fucker and shoot him in the head from behind.

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

uh, I don't think you and I are on the same page. Lance Armstrong is not related to Neil Armstrong.
I'd like to see Teddy do the Tour de France and win (7 times) with most of his manhood removed.

Firstly: Quiet you.

Secondly:

>_> Shit... Actually from what I take it we aren't even reading the same book, since you didn't get the Armstrong joke.

It's got to do with this guy:

 

[Cama Zots]

uh, I don't think you and I are on the same page. Lance Armstrong is not related to Neil Armstrong.
I'd like to see Teddy do the Tour de France and win (7 times) with most of his manhood removed.

Firstly: Quiet you.

Secondly:

>_> Shit... Actually from what I take it we aren't even reading the same book, since you didn't get the Armstrong joke.

It's got to do with this guy:

Sorry, don't watch anime. would rather have my nails pulled.

 

[nYuknYuknYuk]

Joseph "The Comrade" Stalin, makes a rural backwards nation into a world superpower in a tiny amount of time and saved the world from the fascist menace plus he had that damned sweet moustache.

You kidding me? Stalin was arguably as evil as the Fuhrer himself.

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

Sorry, don't watch anime. would rather have my nails pulled.

Spoiler: The joke is that every time he talks about a particular skill he has he says that ____ skill has

[HEADING=1]Been passed down the Armstrong line for generations.[/HEADING]

(yes I had to include the picture as it is part of the joke)

Spoiler: Oh yes, I nearly forgot.

This is a great damn show, piss off.

 

[mrhockey220]

Rivers Cuomo

 

[Skeleon]

Well, I can't really decide on a single person...
It's strange how many of you only think about recent people.
What about Homer? Galileo? Da Vinci? Socrates? And so on...?

 

[US Crash Fire]

J. Robert Oppenheimer.
he was the bomb.

 

[Agrael]

(If he has to be dead) George Carlin
(If he doesn't have to be dead) Sean Connery

 

[Sparrow]

I do believe the OP has my choice.

Did you know the Russians hired a team of snipers to counteract him? Did you know one of them shot him in the jaw? DID YOU KNOW HE THEN USED THAT BULLET TO RETURN FIRE?

The guy is a damn animal!

 

[Matsu]

Captain "Mad Jack" Churchill.

Google him, and let your testicles shy back in awe at the sheer badassery that his story will spray in hot, sticky strings all over you.

 

[Crowser]

Joseph "The Comrade" Stalin, makes a rural backwards nation into a world superpower in a tiny amount of time and saved the world from the fascist menace plus he had that damned sweet moustache.

And killed more people than Hitler in the process.