Have you ever thought to yourself, "Gee, RPs on The Escapist aren't weird enough! I think a top hat-wearing blobfish fighting a mummy who can kill people with his Death Note is too normal"? No? Well, fuck you then! *Kicks in Sorcerer's Stones*
Now, for those who aren't wandering off in a dazed stupor, holding your crotch like some kind of Micheal Jackson impersonator, then welcome to;
In the year 2XXX, the entire human race has evolved so far, space travel has been made possible, holo-books have become more popular than classic page-books, and, on a completely unrelated note, Canada has become the most obscure country on Earth. Little did the rest of the planet know, Canada had become as, if not more, technologically advanced as the current leading country, New Ireland.
Meanwhile, on a small piece of debris that no one on Earth really bothered to check, there lived a small alien race called the Borratous. These Borratous, while fairly intelligent, were rude and brutish. When they, in the year 2XXX, discovered space travel, the first planet they invaded was the planet right next door to their piece of floating space debris, Earth.
They used their laser guns, weapons of mass destruction, and generic barbecue potato chips to destroy the entirety of the human race. Except for a handful of Canadians, who escaped, in a medium-size escape pod, to the planet Jupiter. There, they set up a home base, and a couple houses. Now, they are planning a retaliation against the Borratous . . .
Meanwhile, the Borratous aren't doing so well, either. Of course, there's tension from a possible human attack, but there's also another race on a nearby planet who, while not yet civilized, are coming very close. The Borratous are beginning to become nervous . . .
Elsewhere, the minor characters of the Star Wars films are contemplating the recent events of violence that have been happening in nearby solar systems. The minors have decided to, one, set up sentries around the solar systems, and two, continue work on a mysterious thingy entitled Project XGQ2 . . .
As you may be able to see, this RP is going to be interesting.
So, how do I join this RP, you ask? Well, it's very simple! First, pick a faction. Do you want to be a Canadian, a Borratou, or a minor Star Wars character (M.S.W.C.)? If you picked Canadians, you may choose one character from this list;
And roleplay as that character in the RP.
If you want to be a M.S.W.C., pick a character from this list;
And roleplay as that character in the RP! Oh, and if you don't know who the fuck any of those characters are, Google their names. You'll find it out.
Finally, if you want to be a Borratou, pick a character from this list to roleplay;
So, roleplay and shit now.
Now, for those who aren't wandering off in a dazed stupor, holding your crotch like some kind of Micheal Jackson impersonator, then welcome to;
[HEADING=1]THE SPACE CANADIANS RP![/HEADING]
In the year 2XXX, the entire human race has evolved so far, space travel has been made possible, holo-books have become more popular than classic page-books, and, on a completely unrelated note, Canada has become the most obscure country on Earth. Little did the rest of the planet know, Canada had become as, if not more, technologically advanced as the current leading country, New Ireland.
Meanwhile, on a small piece of debris that no one on Earth really bothered to check, there lived a small alien race called the Borratous. These Borratous, while fairly intelligent, were rude and brutish. When they, in the year 2XXX, discovered space travel, the first planet they invaded was the planet right next door to their piece of floating space debris, Earth.
They used their laser guns, weapons of mass destruction, and generic barbecue potato chips to destroy the entirety of the human race. Except for a handful of Canadians, who escaped, in a medium-size escape pod, to the planet Jupiter. There, they set up a home base, and a couple houses. Now, they are planning a retaliation against the Borratous . . .
- Tom Green
- William Shatner
- Alex Trebek
- Jim Carrey
- Wayne Gretzky
- Avril Lavigne
- Dan Aykroyd
- Alexander Graham Bell
- Raymond Burr
- Leonard Cohen
- William Shatner
- Alex Trebek
- Jim Carrey
- Wayne Gretzky
- Avril Lavigne
- Dan Aykroyd
- Alexander Graham Bell
- Raymond Burr
- Leonard Cohen
Meanwhile, the Borratous aren't doing so well, either. Of course, there's tension from a possible human attack, but there's also another race on a nearby planet who, while not yet civilized, are coming very close. The Borratous are beginning to become nervous . . .
Elsewhere, the minor characters of the Star Wars films are contemplating the recent events of violence that have been happening in nearby solar systems. The minors have decided to, one, set up sentries around the solar systems, and two, continue work on a mysterious thingy entitled Project XGQ2 . . .
As you may be able to see, this RP is going to be interesting.
So, how do I join this RP, you ask? Well, it's very simple! First, pick a faction. Do you want to be a Canadian, a Borratou, or a minor Star Wars character (M.S.W.C.)? If you picked Canadians, you may choose one character from this list;
- Tom Green
- William Shatner
-Alex Trebek
-Jim Carrey
-Wayne Gretzky
- Avril Lavigne
- Dan Aykroyd
-Alexander Graham Bell
- Raymond Burr
- Leonard Cohen
- William Shatner
-
-
-
- Avril Lavigne
- Dan Aykroyd
-
- Raymond Burr
- Leonard Cohen
And roleplay as that character in the RP.
If you want to be a M.S.W.C., pick a character from this list;
- 4-LOM
- Salacious B. Crumb
- Max Rebo
- Tenel Ka
- Bardan Jusik
- Kir Kanos
- Talon Karrde
- Grand Moff Muzze
-General Rom Mohc
- Captain Roos Tarpals
- Salacious B. Crumb
- Max Rebo
- Tenel Ka
- Bardan Jusik
- Kir Kanos
- Talon Karrde
- Grand Moff Muzze
-
- Captain Roos Tarpals
And roleplay as that character in the RP! Oh, and if you don't know who the fuck any of those characters are, Google their names. You'll find it out.
Finally, if you want to be a Borratou, pick a character from this list to roleplay;
- King Muphuglo (King of the Borratous)
- Queen Slogghub (Queen of the Borratous)
- Prince Fullfuflor (Prince of the Borratous)
- General Bukhota (General of the Borratouian army)
- General Florkheworkhe (Second general of the Borratouian army)
- Doctor Klikplakytix (A famous Borratouian doctor)
- Billkor Simpiseron (An infamous Borratouian rogue)
-Glekkor Mickraygen (A Borratouina pirate)
- Flaszor Migkyeon (A Borratouian sorcerer)
- Ggkor Meltzyon (A Borratouian ninja zombie)
- Queen Slogghub (Queen of the Borratous)
- Prince Fullfuflor (Prince of the Borratous)
- General Bukhota (General of the Borratouian army)
- General Florkheworkhe (Second general of the Borratouian army)
- Doctor Klikplakytix (A famous Borratouian doctor)
- Billkor Simpiseron (An infamous Borratouian rogue)
-
- Flaszor Migkyeon (A Borratouian sorcerer)
- Ggkor Meltzyon (A Borratouian ninja zombie)
- Pandalisk
- WafflesandBacon
- Sexy Guy
- Xandus117
- ravensshade
- ThreeWords
- Visulth
- WafflesandBacon
- Sexy Guy
- Xandus117
- ravensshade
- ThreeWords
- Visulth
Name: Jim Carrey
Age: 48
Personality: Overactalicious
Age: 48
Personality: Overactalicious
So, roleplay and shit now.
