The Star Wars Kid - "Impossible is nothing"

[Ghostkai]

You remember him? I sure as hell do. Here's a quick reminder.

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Now in his twenties, he's very rich, and training to be a lawyer.
Really.

I for one am happy for the guy, kudos Star Wars Kid, kudos. Not every day we see a success story like this for someone who has been badly bullied for the past 8 years or so.

Read the full article here : http://www.motherboard.tv/2010/6/1/after-lawsuits-and-therapy-star-wars-kid-is-back

 

[Quaxar]

I was thinking about making a thread for this...
Do you know his defense tactic? "You honor, my client is innocent. To prove this I shall now take this pole and beat the shit out of my adversary."

More interesting is what happened to the "I like turtles"-boy!

 

[Ghostkai]

I was thinking about making a thread for this...
Do you know his defense tactic? "You honor, my client is innocent. To prove this I shall now take this pole and beat the shit out of my adversary."

More interesting is what happened to the "I like turtles"-boy!

Thats actually.... Fantastic lol.

 

[Pandalisk]

he obviously used his Jedi Mind tricks

 

[Ghostkai]

he obviously used his Jedi Mind tricks

Seeing as he favours Darth Maul's... erm... Style... I wouldn't put it past him to dress like him with full face make up in court.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Star wars kid wasnt very funny, it was just a fatty flailing about with a broom, I can do it better and with less diabetes!

 

[PurpleSky]

Press this then read the spoiler: http://www.instantsfun.es/dramatic

Spoiler

So this is where lawyers come from

 

[Nightfalke]

I want to find boxxy.

 

[Ghostkai]

I want to find boxxy.

I'd start with the Crack Houses if I were you (based on that video).

 

[CK76]

This is why I never uploaded anything of myself. 11 year old me immortalized on the web? *shudders*

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

thats good to hear. but do you think anyone who sees him in court will recognise him

 

[Pandalisk]

he obviously used his Jedi Mind tricks

Seeing as he favours Darth Maul's... erm... Style... I wouldn't put it past him to dress like him with full face make up in court.

he was probably Darth Mauls secretapprentice.

Mark my words, he'll be sueing Ewan Mcgregor next.

 

[Vampire cat]

I don't really see the funny part of any of those videos, I never did. Good for him tho...

 

[Ghostkai]

thats good to hear. but do you think anyone who sees him in court will recognise him

For his sake, I hope not...

You can see it now...

"And to summarise your honour, my Cli-"
*From the back of the court room, a guy recognises him and shouts*
"HEY, IT'S STAR WARS KID!! WHERE'S YOUR CURTAIN ROD NOW *****!"

*shudder*

Would be funny, but also so very, very sad.

 

[JEBWrench]

"And to summarise your honour, my Cli-"
*From the back of the court room, a guy recognises him and shouts*
"HEY, IT'S STAR WARS KID!! WHERE'S YOUR CURTAIN ROD NOW *****!"

Then he grabs the flag pole and proceeds to bludgeon the heckler to death.

 

[Ghostkai]

"And to summarise your honour, my Cli-"
*From the back of the court room, a guy recognises him and shouts*
"HEY, IT'S STAR WARS KID!! WHERE'S YOUR CURTAIN ROD NOW *****!"

Then he grabs the flag pole and proceeds to bludgeon the heckler to death.

I don't think I'm alone when I say "I'd pay to see that."

 

[JEBWrench]

Then he grabs the flag pole and proceeds to bludgeon the heckler to death.

I don't think I'm alone when I say "I'd pay to see that."

I'm thinking reality show.

Got Fox on the phone, make this happen!

 

[Ghostkai]

Then he grabs the flag pole and proceeds to bludgeon the heckler to death.

I don't think I'm alone when I say "I'd pay to see that."

I'm thinking reality show.

Got Fox on the phone, make this happen!

"The Star Wars Kid : Ace Attorney"

In fact, give me a Ace Attorney game... with Star Wars Kid instead of Phoenix Wright.

 

[JEBWrench]

"The Star Wars Kid : Ace Attorney"

In fact, give me a Ace Attorney game... with Star Wars Kid instead of Phoenix Wright.

"Search your feelings, your honor, you know it to be true!"

 

[Treefingers]

Interesting.

I want to find boxxy.

This.