The stereotypical vampire?

[Darkmark44]

Barlow from Stephen King's Salems Lot.
Favorite vampire there.

Anne Rice does a wonderful job with the many novels she writes in a series she calls the Vampire Chronicles. This is college level reading so if you are like me and could not stand the retardation that is Twilight you should probably enjoy Anne Rice.

Both of these statements are complete win.

EDIT: Also getting really annoyed with people telling me that the woman who wrote Twilight (Don't know and don't care about her name) is a better author than Anne Rice. No... Just no.

Anne Rice isn't bad, but I prefer the Stephen King Vampire more. Barlow is just awesome.

People believe that? wow...

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

People will believe anything if you say it right.

 

[mikemart]

vampire ale, dark, blood sucker, scary

not a vampire: glitters in light, sucks blood out of animals and then claims is a vegetarian, doesnt suck the blood of easy target, glitters in light, uhh i feel like i forgot something