The Strange Hypothetical Q&A thread

[Akas]

Has your mind ever wandered into strange musings on slow days, and come up with the strangest of hypotheticals? Well, this is a thread where we can muse on questions and come up with answers, perhaps in an unconscious attempt to prove how insane we are .

So here's mine: in reference to the Zombie Survival Guide and other references, there are two "facts" about zombies that have kind of been established.
1. Zombie flesh is fatally toxic, and will not re-animate you. (Only referenced in Survival Guide as far as I know).
2. Zombie "blood" or liquids, given by bite or ingestion, will re-animate you. (Referenced in a lot of places).

So let's say a zombie falls into a stream, a pool, etc. (or enough zombies to overcome the dilution effect). If you drink from that water, what will happen to you? Open festering wounds would produce liquids, but then there is the flesh (and at the very least, dead human skin).

What would happen if you were to take this a step further? What if you blended up a zombie into a milkshake, and drank him?

 

[Gabanuka]

What would happen if you were to take this a step further? What if you blended up a zombie into a milkshake, and drank him?

Ok, thats just gross.


OT: Would the world fuction without power of any sorce?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Zombie burger... I would be rich

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Would the world fuction without power of any sorce?

If by "power" you meant electricity and so on, yes it would. We've managed before.

If you meant "anything that produces energy", then no. There'd be no sunlight, for one thing - without that Earth would be just a rock.

If Earth's gravity was suddenly halved, how long would humanity survive?

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Zombie flesh is fatally toxic, and will not re-animate you. (Only referenced in Survival Guide as far as I know).

The movie with the helicopter on the mall roof has TV broadcasts from CDC Atlanta or some such place and the last one they pick up is a discussion of whether to take advantage of the abundant food source shambling around outside. It appears from the lack of further broadcasts that the first people to try this bit and infected the rest of the survivors there because people in horror films are idiots.

 

[JoshGod]

nothing your already alive.
if the flesh kills u then the blood would reanimate u problem solved-mayby u die for a few secs.

p.s wouldnt u notice if blood and flesh came out of ur taps....
and so why would u drink it.

heres a dog turd it makes you high give it a lick.....