This one needs a little set up. Situationally it was weird, but more than anything it just had a viscious sound to it. A few years back we're at a slo-pitch tourny, and one of our players no show. We were just gonna play short handed, but this girl who's watching and that none of us know, says she'd be willing to play. Not willing to look a gift horse in the mouth we instantly agree.
About 1/2 an hour in, she's at bat and the umpire, whose on our team mind you, calls her out on strikes. I was on deck, so I got an unobstructed viewing of the spectacle. She starts to argue vehemently that he is wrong. He looks at me with a helpless look on his face and tells her no she is in fact out. And that's when it happened:
"Well, fuck you all! You can lick me where I shit!"
She threw the bat down, and stormed off the field. We never saw her again. To this day, she holds the title for most shocking and brutal insult our group of friends has ever heard.
About 1/2 an hour in, she's at bat and the umpire, whose on our team mind you, calls her out on strikes. I was on deck, so I got an unobstructed viewing of the spectacle. She starts to argue vehemently that he is wrong. He looks at me with a helpless look on his face and tells her no she is in fact out. And that's when it happened:
"Well, fuck you all! You can lick me where I shit!"
She threw the bat down, and stormed off the field. We never saw her again. To this day, she holds the title for most shocking and brutal insult our group of friends has ever heard.
