cant beat some of these but these are my ones,
When i was in kindergarden i broke my leg jumping off an A-frame, luckily it was parent-teacher day thingy i think.
When i was in primary school playing Roundup (chasey but when u get someone "it" your still it too) i was running and tripped, i proceeded to go bobsledding on asphalt with my elbows for a couple of meters, in grade 5 playing roundup i thought my mate who was it, would tag me on my head so i ducked and jumped backwards. he was right behind me and we both cracked our heads on the asphalt.
In highschool playing basketball my mate doing what became known as a "rocket-pass" because of its speed, and my philosophy of NO bail/NO FEAR caused they ball to hit me on my jaw, that would've been fine but because of my braces i had to get stitches (it cut through past the skin layers and into the tissue area), also my mate who through the ball started laughing and then had is "jewels" damaged causing him to walk funny for the next 6 hours.
After a Hard-rubbish collection with which i had made a road bike from all the mangled bikes being thrown out, proceeded to ride it on a wet day, the handlebar grip came off and my bike did a full 90 degree turn in an instant, when it flipped i let go as it was above me (at that point was cm's off the ground) and whatched it continue to fly down the trail beating where my drink bottle landed. took me 20 minutes to find my glasses and another 10 to find the missing lense.
This one more funny then hurting myself, a year or so later riding a cross country trail, bike slipped, i jumped off, it proceeded to fall into a river, had to climb onto a tree hang upside down and fish it out. that trail is planned to become walking only trail as well..... dam parks AUS, destroying the best trails with concrete so people with prams and little kids can get there.
When i was in kindergarden i broke my leg jumping off an A-frame, luckily it was parent-teacher day thingy i think.
When i was in primary school playing Roundup (chasey but when u get someone "it" your still it too) i was running and tripped, i proceeded to go bobsledding on asphalt with my elbows for a couple of meters, in grade 5 playing roundup i thought my mate who was it, would tag me on my head so i ducked and jumped backwards. he was right behind me and we both cracked our heads on the asphalt.
In highschool playing basketball my mate doing what became known as a "rocket-pass" because of its speed, and my philosophy of NO bail/NO FEAR caused they ball to hit me on my jaw, that would've been fine but because of my braces i had to get stitches (it cut through past the skin layers and into the tissue area), also my mate who through the ball started laughing and then had is "jewels" damaged causing him to walk funny for the next 6 hours.
After a Hard-rubbish collection with which i had made a road bike from all the mangled bikes being thrown out, proceeded to ride it on a wet day, the handlebar grip came off and my bike did a full 90 degree turn in an instant, when it flipped i let go as it was above me (at that point was cm's off the ground) and whatched it continue to fly down the trail beating where my drink bottle landed. took me 20 minutes to find my glasses and another 10 to find the missing lense.
This one more funny then hurting myself, a year or so later riding a cross country trail, bike slipped, i jumped off, it proceeded to fall into a river, had to climb onto a tree hang upside down and fish it out. that trail is planned to become walking only trail as well..... dam parks AUS, destroying the best trails with concrete so people with prams and little kids can get there.
