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PhunkyPhazon

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Youtube comments tend to be the butt of all jokes, but I'm curious as to which ones are the stupidist you guys have seen. I saw a couple good/retarded ones just today.

*"You have no answer, because you're a moron, I pity how ignorant you are. First off, there is a South America, a Central, and North, and the rest of world believes that our whole continent is stupid? Oh I see you're speaking about the US, K. When you refer to Americans you are speaking about the whole, as a continent, idiot....Personally, I don't know where you're from, I myself am a European American, be it as it may if you too are European....your stupidity embarrassing us :X"

*"The Curtain is wide open....you can be born again and make heaven your home...confess your sins and forsake them....dont be like Cain who Refused to come by the Blood of The Lamb....you can be washed from all sin...are you Rapture Ready....are you ready to meet a HOLY GOD...acts 2 38 Lovehad" The real reason why this one is getting mentioned is because it was posted in the comments for the music video, 'No Rain' by Blind Melon. A song that has absolutely nothing to do with god or religion...

*You need to understand the context for this next one. Someone said he couldn't believe there were people stupid enough to believe that 9/11 never happened. I responded saying that he underestimates just how stupid people can be. His response: "Well if anyone thinks it's fake then we should start a program to raise money to send stupid people to Washington so they can see the sight where the twin towers use to be and if they still refuse to belive the towers aren't there anymore send them to Iraq."
 

JRCB

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Wow... just... wow.

I a pretty good one from when the plane landed in the Hudson river. Sadly, I can't remember them.
 

A random person

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Of course, considering this is Youtube we're talking about, the OP poses an extremely difficult question. Not that some sites don't get worse, of course (and no, I don't mean 4chan, I consider Youtube worse than that).
 

TheNumber1Zero

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There's the always annoying "Did he/she/they die?" you find if you look at a failblog vid.
better, if you ask why they say that you get replied with "Did he/she/they die?"
It doesn't even make sense most of the time.
 

j0z

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yeah.
I try not to look at them , braincells die when I do.
 

Berethond

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" dude twilight DOES NOT SUCK!!!!!!!!!! TWILIGHT= BEST MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIES IT SHOULD BE #1 IN THE BEST ALL-TIME MOVIES"

Copy pasted.
 

revjay

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Something like 'the xbox 360 is named that because it's so bad you should do a 360 turn and walk away from it' that's probably a butchery of the exact quote but yeah 360 degree turn and walk away
 

Paddin

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I have no examples, but I HATE HATE HATE the Youtube community. They are racist sadist souless creatures from the depths of hell
 

CrysisMcGee

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Penny Arcade had it right. normal person + anonymity + audience = total fuckwad.

The best are always on religion, and how people love to defend something they can't ever be proved. I'm a Lutheran myself, and I don't care what people say. Don't get your knickers in a twist just because someone expressed an opinion.
 

PhunkyPhazon

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Paddin said:
I have no examples, but I HATE HATE HATE the Youtube community. They are racist sadist souless creatures from the depths of hell
This is probably the truest thing I have ever read.
 

CrysisMcGee

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revjay said:
Something like 'the xbox 360 is named that because it's so bad you should do a 360 turn and walk away from it' that's probably a butchery of the exact quote but yeah 360 degree turn and walk away
eh...uh...what? That would lead back to the xbox...people really should look up what something means before they try to sound smart and witty with it.
 

Earthbound Engineer

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PhunkyPhazon said:
His response: "Well if anyone thinks it's fake then we should start a program to raise money to send stupid people to Washington so they can see the sight where the twin towers use to be and if they still refuse to belive the towers aren't there anymore send them to Iraq."

Anyway, you wouldn't believe the extent of the stupidity that I've witnessed on Youtube. Imagine all of the intelligent arguments vented into these forums by other Escapists......okay, now imagine all of that on the Youtube comment pages. They can reply to a 500-character expository masterpiece that contradicts the meaning of life, itself, with, "UR MOM IZ A FAG SUK MAI 8==>!!!1 >=((", and still manage to walk away feeling confident that they won the argument.

By the way, can you provide a link to that comment concerning 9/11? I'd like to take a screen shot of that.

 

Raptorace18

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Far from seeing stupid comments I have actually made one: on a video of an Su 37 performing a fucking sweet aerial display in which I decreed it to be superior to every current American fighter (the raptor doesn't count because last I heard the air force was desperately trying to justify the atrocious development costs to the current government). Then a few days later I got an email from someone who claimed to be a marine who informed me that I was suffering from an severe case of airshow brain wash.
 

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A random person said:
Of course, considering this is Youtube we're talking about, the OP poses an extremely difficult question. Not that some sites don't get worse, of course (and no, I don't mean 4chan, I consider Youtube worse than that).
Wow what video was that from?
 

PhunkyPhazon

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punkhead58 said:
By the way, can you provide a link to that comment concerning 9/11? I'd like to take a screen shot of that.
http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=67t5WcwJ4YU&page=4 My username is gamefan06, so just do a search for it and it will bring you straight to what you're looking for.