The power to play the Electric Guitar more skillfully than anyone ever but only if I am completely alone. My power wouldn't work if I tried recording it either.
The Superpower Thread... WITH A TWIST!!!
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Invisibility that only works when I'm farting.
Super strength that only works when I'm asleep.
Laser vision that only works when I'm having an orgasm.
Mind reading that only works while I'm juggling.
Teleportation, but only to places I've never actually been.
A skeleton made of indestructible metal. Really, really, heavy indestructible metal.
The ability to transform into any animal, but only if I eat one first.
The ability to fly up, but not down.
The ability to run at hundreds of miles an hour, but no ability to slow back down.
The ability to manipulate computers with my mind, but only on Facebook. While drunk.
Telepathy that only works on people with short-term memory loss.
The ability to drive any vehicle in the world. But only while drunk.
The ability to breathe underwater, but only while drinking water.
The ability to control the weather. In Alaska.
I can do this all damn day.
Super strength that only works when I'm asleep.
Laser vision that only works when I'm having an orgasm.
Mind reading that only works while I'm juggling.
Teleportation, but only to places I've never actually been.
A skeleton made of indestructible metal. Really, really, heavy indestructible metal.
The ability to transform into any animal, but only if I eat one first.
The ability to fly up, but not down.
The ability to run at hundreds of miles an hour, but no ability to slow back down.
The ability to manipulate computers with my mind, but only on Facebook. While drunk.
Telepathy that only works on people with short-term memory loss.
The ability to drive any vehicle in the world. But only while drunk.
The ability to breathe underwater, but only while drinking water.
The ability to control the weather. In Alaska.
I can do this all damn day.
The power to instantly change the music in anything that plays music, but I can only change it to music that I dislike.