The Superpower Thread... WITH A TWIST!!!

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

To be able to play Street-Fighter with Tekken-style controls.
TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER, NINJAMEDIC!!!!!!!!!

 

[chozo_hybrid]

The ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I'm starting to get a little sick of these "WITH A TWIST" threads. Someone done it and it was good the first time, now it's just getting overused.

The power to make with a twist threads! just to fight you! (if you're a super villain)

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I'd like to make the soles of my feet be as slick as butter on a hot frying pan.

You could argue that I could save people, but I argue that I can't roller skate so it'd just be sheer comedy at best.

I'm a super duper villain. You have to be extra awesome to ever have a chance of defeating me muhaha- hahaha!- HAHAHAHA!!

 

[Sentox6]

The ability to feel hungry every 5 minutes.

Wow, I already have a superpower.

 

[interspark]

Oh, and the power to travel through time! But only forwards, and only at a rate of one second per second.

i think we have a winner!

 

[interspark]

The ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time.

how about the power to never get ninja'd?

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

To solve a rubix cube in 3 seconds, or less.

 

[kannibus]

The ability to create beer on the spot.

No wait, that doesn't count. That'd solve all the world's problems...

Umm, the ability to morph my body parts into things like chopsticks.

 

[Gudrests]

To be able to talk to animals.......i mean..it could help...someone...but id just use it to talk to a dog and be like...sup...and go..IF i scrach your belly you have to scrach my back....its a fair trade you beast whom i FEED AND GIVE A PLACE TO LIVE!!!! id have someone to scrach my back...

 

[Aiden_the-Joker1]

The ability to do SCIENCE at double the rate.

 

[Something Amyss]

I would be...THE TANNER! Able to alter my skin pigmentation at will! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Westaway]

Being able to turn invisible... but only when no one is looking.

So say your in a public washroom going number 2, and you just decide to try and turn invisible....only to find you can't?


For me, the power to grow bellybutton hair!

Hilarious.

 

[Nouw]

Reading people's minds. It wouldn't help at all with anything. Kinda

DISQUALIFIED!

The power to correctly fold up a road map in under 3 seconds.

Be amazed!

i dunno, that would certainly shave time off travelling, well, i guess everyone has sat-navs now anyway

I see an application for it - what if you are building a miniature suspension bridge, for example?

i said communicate, not make them my bitches, and anyway, thats still not exactly useful

Okay, okay Mr.Fussy Pants. The ability to experience mass amounts of pain.

 

[Naheal]

Spoiler: I suppose this is out of the question, then

 

[nuba km]

the ability to cure cancer BUT only by sticking a active grenade up someone's butt and leaving it there

 

[ilspooner]

I would like the power to fly, but only when no one is looking.

 

[Agayek]

Hmm... I'd have to say my ideal useless superpower would be the ability to learn through osmosis. Just put a book to my forehead and learn everything in it in short order.

Edit: Or, I'll take the power to go invisible, but only when no one or nothing is looking.