The superpower/weakness game

[willonfire]

But u have no mind.

Being able to moon people.

 

[Ramthundar]

Leaves you wide open for a spanking.

The power to create awsome threads!

 

[Dr Commie]

But sadly no one wants to reply.

The ability to make everyone like you.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

However, no one loves you now, nor will they ever.

The power to completely defy the laws of nature, mankind, and the universe itself simultaneously in any way the user sees (very clearly and level-headed) fit.

 

[Ramthundar]

You defy the laws, then get arrested by the Galatic Police.

The power that is within a neutron star!

 

[SnowCold]

but you don't know what the means

The power to learn languages

 

[ThreeWords]

but you can only know one at a time, and once you forget a language, you can never re-learn it.

the power to always be happy

 

[prinxess]

But you cant show any other emotion, so when your family dies, you'll be happy.

The power to control other peoples emotions..

 

[sudadera02]

The emotions always turn to hate towards you.

The ability to make any sound-effect you want and the thing happens (point at something, say "KABOOM" and the thing blows up) and you are not affected at all by negative side effects of the power.

 

[The_Chief]

except it only works when your 1 inch away from it.

the power to DECIDE between 2 girls without hurting the other

 

[Ramthundar]

You decide, but it turns horribly wrong.

The power to live any life you choose!

 

[Dr Commie]

But it is the most depressing moment of every life you pick to live.

The ability to write great works of literature that will live on through the ages.

 

[Ramthundar]

But a thousand years later, you become another hated English project to the Jar-got Generation.

The power of Valve(aka, creativity and good gaming design)

 

[SnowCold]

But you get broke for realsing epic stuff for [almost] free

The power to shoot bibles out of my hands

 

[The_Chief]

BASPHEMY BIBLES SHALL NEVER TOUCH THE FLOOR!!!

the cake is actually true, but its been a year so its old and moldy and has a rat residing in it

 

[Sir Broccoli]

That's a superpower?

The power to turn shoes into full-scale apache helicopters made out of chocolate.

 

[ThreeWords]

This always happens. Always. Therefore you can never wear shoes, or enter a shoe shop.

The power to always have nice shoes

 

[SimplyTheWest]

But, people will think you are stealing the nice shoes from...somewhere
The Power to make anything spawn, anywhere, at will.

 

[Crowghast]

Then the government will want to experiment on you, that, or everyone will start hounding you to spawm something. Eventually you become stressed, underfed, and insomniac. At least you can spawn a cyanide pill.

The ability to speak as eloquently as Shakespeare, and to write just as good.

 

[The_Chief]

but you cant walk, and you can only do so in the presence of a do do bird

the power to get a job at my uncles pharmacy