The superpower/weakness game

[SnowCold]

with out control, so you turn condoms into bacon

the power to be great at rockband/guitar hero

 

[elricik]

But the only songs that your powers work on are Jimmy Buffet songs.

The power to kill anyone with a single thought.

 

[prinxess]

But only the people you love.

The power to breathe underwater and out of water.

 

[Teafo]

But your breath will kill anyone within 20 feet of you

The power to attract the opposite gender with just a look

 

[The_Chief]

but only the unatractive ones

the power to become a badger at will then change back at will

 

[Ramthundar]

To bad badger's have horrible will's, so your stuck forever eating wood (hrk, hrk, hrk, induendo)

The power to make anything a sexual induendo!

 

[Dragonrabbit]

You make EVERYTHING a sexual innuendo

The power to make anything you draw or paint come to life

with out control, so you turn condoms into bacon

Who said that was a bad thing? Sex, bacon they're both awesome, so shouldn't they be even more awesome at the same time

 

[prinxess]

But you have no arms which makes drawing quite harder.

The power to make stuff the color yellow.

 

[Ramthundar]

But you're also yellow, and everyone avoids you cause they think you have some weird skin disease.

The power of ultimate baking!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

You accidently set fire to the house

The power to control all Objects. Living,Dead,and Inanimate. Oh and i can release it at will.

 

[Ramthundar]

You control them well, but while drunk you get disoriented and end up squishing your grandmother. YOU B@STARD!

The power to Eat Anything!

 

[SnowCold]

but puke it after 2 seconds

the power to talk to ants

 

[terribleyetfun]

but all ants are moronic idiots who are too busy working to talk to you.

the power to instantly grow to the next stage of evolution.

 

[Grimm91]

But sadly in this process you develop all forms of cancer due to high cell production and mutation.

All matter obeys you.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

All matter obeys your command, all at once. The universe collapses due to strain.

The ability to write fantastic and intriguing works of literature.

 

[Voltaggia]

But noone reads them except for a bunch of geeky nerds (or is it nerdy geeks?)

The power of GRAYSKULL!!!

 

[NeoDeath90]

But you need to have at least 5 homoerotic encounters per episode

The power of sheer fandom

 

[Lord Beautiful]

You're only a fan of stuff that sucks.

The power to kill a yak from 200 yards away. With mind bullets.

 

[Tesgami]

The other yaks pull out pistols and take you out as well.

The ability to stop junk mail, both email and real mail...
Hate you junk mails...

 

[poptart123]

but doesn't get any other mail

The ability to shoot lasers from your eyes...