The superpower/weakness game

[Twentyfists]

But you are a terrible god and everyone hates you.

The power to sneeze bullets at high speeds.

 

[Coolty545]

If you ever dare to snort or sniff, a bullet ravages your brain matter.

The power to lick your elbow.

 

[NeoAC]

But people are freaked out by your chameleon-like tongue. Except for Gene Simmons, who finds it arousing.

The power to hypnotize anyone to do your bidding.

 

[Coolty545]

Unfortunately, you don't attend auctions very often.

The power to ENSLAVE THE HUMAN RACE.

 

[terribleyetfun]

your reign is terrible and you run the human race into the ground

the power to believe it`s not butter

 

[NeoAC]

However, you believe plastic explosive is ice cream.

The power to make it rain chocolate.

 

[Brokkr]

Yet chocolate burns your skin like acid.

The power to shoot pencils from your eyes.

 

[duckfi8]

power 2 control time

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

But only passive-aggressively.

The power to turn into animals!

 

[Dilla]

But only extinct species.

The power to turn your body into solid metal state.

 

[duckfi8]

but only over water

the power to have every power i want

 

[tbare]

but only when you're asleep

the power to leap tall buildings in a single bound (original, i know)

 

[Dilla]

but only when you're asleep

the power to leap tall buildings in a single bound (original, i know)

But you break your knees on landing.

The power to excrete gold nuggets.

 

[Shaves with a machete]

but they come out your urethra.

The power to control electronics with your mind and reshape them in any way you want.

 

[Rock Beefchest]

But you only want to reshape them into 1980's technology

The power to seduce women with a glance.

 

[Shaves with a machete]

But they have to weigh over 200 pounds.

The power to replicate any object/person/animal

 

[Dilla]

But when replicated you're inside out.

The power to turn your farts into sweet sweet music.

 

[Malkavian]

Unfortunately, you do not fall prey to flatulence.

The power to copy all other powers at my whim.

 

[Evilbunny]

But they all come with the weaknesses mentioned in this thread.

The power to get annoying songs stuck in other people's heads.

 

[Dilla]

But you hear everyone else's thoughts out loud. All at the same time.

The power to make anyone else cry at will.