The ten commandments of gaming

[Wintermoot]

thou shalt not graphic whore
thou shalt not engage in the console wars
thou shalt never region exclude games
thou shalt not blame games for the problems in the world
THINE SHALT MAKE HALF-LIFE EPISODE 3!
thou shalt focus on either thine single player or thine multiplayer for it is that shalt thy focus on both both will end up being utter donkey heaps.
thine shalt not remove features from thine equipment consumers payed $500+ for in a futile fight against piracy

and this \/

Thou shalt be willing to try any game before you dismiss it as shit.

Thou shalt value variety.

Thou shalt treat other gamers as you wish to be treated yourself when online.

Thou shalt not quit team games just because you are doing badly and land everyone else in a heap of shit.

Thou shalt consider the possibility that the team kill you just suffered was an accident before you boot the perpetrator from the game.

Thou shalt respect that publishers need to make money to keep providing you with games.

Thou shalt not treat your customers and devs like they are your bitches.

Thou shalt make your games fun above all else.

Thou shalt take the medium of gaming seriously.

Thou shalt strive for excellence rather than settle for mediocrity.

 

[nuba km]

though shall reward teamwork in multiplayer
though shall reward creative thinking
though shall let the player walk around outside the map if the figure out how do

 

[Skulltaker101]

-Thou shalt not keep creating bullshitty gimmicky interfaces (looking at you Mr Wii)
-Thou shalt not let cutscenes hog all the action.
-Thou shalt make a sodding GAME, not a sightseeing tour.
-Thou shalt not include turn-based combat. If I wanted that, I'd play chess.
-Thou shalt have a decent story with engaging characters, or at least hilarity and fun.
-Thou shalt use creative designers who have a love of games, not soulless sellouts.
-Thou shalt not Bioshock 2.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Thou shalt not release a full-priced game with only 4-5 hours of gameplay (Looking at you Medal of Honor)

Thou shalt not release a full-priced game with only 3.5 hours of gameplay (looking at you Homefront).

Thou shalt caution enemy grenadiers to exercise restraint at all times.

 

[jakjay1995]

Thou shalt not have bosses that spam one hit kill attacks.
Thou shalt not make unnecessary cutscenes.
Thou shalt not put random quick-time events in cutscenes.

 

[Kevon Huggins]

Thou shalt not develop another Call of Duty or Final Fantasy game

2nd that the ff part
Ot:
Thou shall must innovate over sequels
Thou shall not release stand alone expansions as "sequel" at full price (mw3 i am looking at you)
Thou shall not be greedy and fight against 2nd hand purchases
Thou shall not camp hack or grief

I would take this seriously if you hadn't made more than one obvious grammatical error when you have access to spellchecker.

sry spellchecker was not working

 

[andreas3K]

Thou shalt do your fucking homework when you design weapons. A machine gun is meant for continuous firing, an assault rifle is not. And a .44 magnum is not more powerful than a 5.56mm. Also, if all the other guns can be shot from the hip, there's no reason why the sniper rifle couldn't. And nobody uses laser pointers, especially not snipers.

Thou shalt make other weapons than the assault rifle a viable option. There's too many FPSs where the enemies use nothing but assault rifles, forcing me to use it as well, because it's the only gun that consistently gets ammo.

Thou shalt go fornicate thyself if you think regenerating health is a good idea.

 

[DannyJBeckett]

1. Thou shall not infinitely spawn enemies AT ALL.
2. Thou shall not put multiplayer over single-player.
3. Thou shall not deny the player their custom controller configuration.
4. Thou shall not get bought out by Activision.
5. Honour thy player and thy story-mode.
6. Thou shall not fill the game with Quick-Time Events
7. Thou shall not enforce a two-weapon limit.
8. Thou shall not worship thine false idols of motion-sensitive controls.
9. Thou shall not copy/paste levels to fill-out gameplay.
10. Thou shall not exclude mid-boss-fight checkpoints.

 

[Irriduccibilli]

Thou shalt not let pre-teens use a microphone
Thou shalt not be a dick when playing online
Thou shalt not exploit game glitches
Thou shalt not ***** and whine about day 1 DLC when you are buying games used or download them
(Seriously, if you havent done either of those, then what seems to be the problem? Day 1 DLC is almost always free anyway, and you usually get a code to download it if you pre-ordered the game anyway)

And last but most definitly not least...
Thou shalt not fight over which gaming platform is the best

 

[Cheezeypoofs]

Thou shalt not release a full-priced game with only 4-5 hours of gameplay (Looking at you Medal of Honor)

Hey, it may have only been 4-5 hours but it was a dam good 4-5 hours.

sry spellchecker was not working

If you above the age of eight you have no excuses.

That was the problem with Medal of Honor, I wanted to play more than there was. Kinda felt like a tease.

 

[android88]

Thou shall not give women face smacking jugs
Thou shall not have AI dummer than a wallnut
Thou shall not make angry bald space marines

But above all else

THOU SHALL REMAKE PERSONA 4 FOR PS3

NO I want persona 5 for the PS3 Damnit

I'd have both

 

[Scarim Coral]

Thou shall not make rare item too rare.

Thou shall not be a camper.

Thou shall not be a troll online.

Thou shall not make very long cutscenes.

 

[putowtin]

thou shall not forfit single player for multi player
thou shall remember that games are fun
thou shall not release every game I want on the same day!

 

[BoredRolePlayer]

Thou shall not give women face smacking jugs
Thou shall not have AI dummer than a wallnut
Thou shall not make angry bald space marines

But above all else

THOU SHALL REMAKE PERSONA 4 FOR PS3

NO I want persona 5 for the PS3 Damnit

I'd have both

Ok lets have a deal
Remake not ONLY Persona 4, but Digital Devil Saga 1 AND 2, Lucifer's Call(And the US version must be called that not Nocturne), and Devil Summoner 1 and 2 in HD .

 

[android88]

Thou shall not give women face smacking jugs
Thou shall not have AI dummer than a wallnut
Thou shall not make angry bald space marines

But above all else

THOU SHALL REMAKE PERSONA 4 FOR PS3

NO I want persona 5 for the PS3 Damnit

I'd have both

Ok lets have a deal
Remake not ONLY Persona 4, but Digital Devil Saga 1 AND 2, Lucifer's Call(And the US version must be called that not Nocturne), and Devil Summoner 1 and 2 in HD .

Deal. It would certinly be better that playing all the bland first person shooters.

 

[BoredRolePlayer]

Thou shall not give women face smacking jugs
Thou shall not have AI dummer than a wallnut
Thou shall not make angry bald space marines

But above all else

THOU SHALL REMAKE PERSONA 4 FOR PS3

NO I want persona 5 for the PS3 Damnit

I'd have both

Ok lets have a deal
Remake not ONLY Persona 4, but Digital Devil Saga 1 AND 2, Lucifer's Call(And the US version must be called that not Nocturne), and Devil Summoner 1 and 2 in HD .

Deal. It would certinly be better that playing all the bland first person shooters.

Agree'd, I can't think of a first person shooter that dropped my jaw like a good SMT game.

 

[Thenextgenotaku]

Thou shalt not fully translate games into Engilsh, but only release them in Europe.


I'm looking at you, Nintendo.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Thou shalt have autosave
Thou shalt not have specific save locations
Thou shalt not make they game impossible to finish if one mistake is made (Oblivion!!!!)
Thou shalt not have infinately spawning enemies
Thou shalt not make a God of War, Devil May Cry or Final Fantasy clone
Thou shalt make thine enemies in Final Fantasy style combat not have 9 turns after the other
Thou shalt not make more than 2 sequels
Thou shalt not make portal references
Thou shalt not have pointless cutscenes and quicktime events
Thou shalt have decent voice actors.