The thing about Paras...

[Sean Hollyman]

Look at the name. PARAS. The name, it could be a hint. The Pokemon could be the mushroom itself, like a parasite. It's controlling the crab thing. It makes sense, because as it evolve, it exerts even more control over it and the mushroom grows even bigger.

Think, it could be possible..

 

[Kahunaburger]

Next, you'll tell me that Haunter gets its name from the fact that it's a ghost that haunts places.

 

[Hal10k]

Next, you'll tell me that Haunter gets its name from the fact that it's a ghost that haunts places.

Or that Magnetite somehow exudes a magnetic field.

 

[370999]

Look at the name. PARAS. The name, it could be a hint. The Pokemon could be the mushroom itself, like a parasite. It's controlling the crab thing. It makes sense, because as it evolve, it exerts even more control over it and the mushroom grows even bigger.

Think, it could be possible..

I'm going to blow your mind

http://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/wiki/On_the_Origin_of_Species:_Paras_and_Parasect

You will never look at Paris the same again.

That said though, how the hell did you miss this in the first place?

 

[lRookiel]

You know Sean, you make some of the most.... random threads.

 

[Hazy992]

Next, you'll tell me that Haunter gets its name from the fact that it's a ghost that haunts places.

Gonna stop you right there. There is no way that that's true. I refuse to believe that Haunter, a ghost Pokémon, is named after something synonymous with ghosts. That's just too ridiculous!

OT: Uhh, yeah? Well done.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I heard some guy say Magmar was hot like magma.

That's just stupid.

 

[Hazy992]

I heard some guy say Magmar was hot like magma.

That's just stupid.

You know some guy actually said Rattata was a rat?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I heard some guy say Magmar was hot like magma.

That's just stupid.

You know some guy actually said Rattata was a rat?

Was it like, in the top percentage of Rattatas?

 

[Hazy992]

I heard some guy say Magmar was hot like magma.

That's just stupid.

You know some guy actually said Rattata was a rat?

Was it like, in the top percentage of Rattatas?

I don't know if it's the heat, but I don't get what you mean :S #brainfart

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I heard some guy say Magmar was hot like magma.

That's just stupid.

You know some guy actually said Rattata was a rat?

Was it like, in the top percentage of Rattatas?

I don't know if it's the heat, but I don't get what you mean :S #brainfart

Educate yourself, cur. [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/youngster-joey-top-percentage]

Also, Lickitung licks things, madness, I know.

 

[Hazy992]

I heard some guy say Magmar was hot like magma.

That's just stupid.

You know some guy actually said Rattata was a rat?

Was it like, in the top percentage of Rattatas?

I don't know if it's the heat, but I don't get what you mean :S #brainfart

Educate yourself, cur. [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/youngster-joey-top-percentage]

Also, Lickitung licks things, madness, I know.

Ah I see it is of the meme variety!

Lickitung licks things? Get outta town! No way! Also Seel is apparently a seal.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Also Seel is apparently a seal.

The fuck you say!

The other theories have some standing in reality, but Seel being a seal?

That's nonsense.

 

[Hazy992]

Also Seel is apparently a seal.

The fuck you say!

The other theories have some standing in reality, but Seel being a seal?

That's nonsense.

I know that's a tough one to wrap your head around but it's apparently true. I'm still having trouble believing it quite frankly. I think there's a conspiracy to spread false information about Pokemon names.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Also Seel is apparently a seal.

The fuck you say!

The other theories have some standing in reality, but Seel being a seal?

That's nonsense.

I know that's a tough one to wrap your head around but it's apparently true. I'm still having trouble believing it quite frankly. I think there's a conspiracy to spread false information about Pokemon names.

Who would spread such misinformation?

I bet it was the Digimon fans...

 

[Hazy992]

Also Seel is apparently a seal.

The fuck you say!

The other theories have some standing in reality, but Seel being a seal?

That's nonsense.

I know that's a tough one to wrap your head around but it's apparently true. I'm still having trouble believing it quite frankly. I think there's a conspiracy to spread false information about Pokemon names.

Who would spread such misinformation?

I bet it was the Digimon fans...

Those despicable cads! Just because they cover all their monsters in laser cannons doesn't mean they're better than us.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Also Seel is apparently a seal.

The fuck you say!

The other theories have some standing in reality, but Seel being a seal?

That's nonsense.

I know that's a tough one to wrap your head around but it's apparently true. I'm still having trouble believing it quite frankly. I think there's a conspiracy to spread false information about Pokemon names.

Who would spread such misinformation?

I bet it was the Digimon fans...

Those despicable cads! Just because they cover all their monsters in laser cannons doesn't mean they're better than us.

Digimon lack imagination, also they smell like elderberries.

 

[Hazy992]

Also Seel is apparently a seal.

The fuck you say!

The other theories have some standing in reality, but Seel being a seal?

That's nonsense.

I know that's a tough one to wrap your head around but it's apparently true. I'm still having trouble believing it quite frankly. I think there's a conspiracy to spread false information about Pokemon names.

Who would spread such misinformation?

I bet it was the Digimon fans...

Those despicable cads! Just because they cover all their monsters in laser cannons doesn't mean they're better than us.

Digimon lack imagination, also they smell like elderberries.

Only the lowest of scumbags smell like elderberries