The Thread of Love

[Kae]

It will heal and become a funny story some day.

But my skin is hot ´pink with brown and purple right now and there's not much to the story other than I accidentally dropped a tray I had just took out of the oven and caught it with my forearm and it stayed there for like 5 seconds...

OT: Well no rent, no taxes and the food is free[sub][sub]Though probably from the garbage...[sub]I actually interact with a lot of homeless people, throw food on purpose just to give them something to eat...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Annoying Co-workers.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That can count as a funny story...
OT: I don't have any, so never had to deal with them.

High school romance.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Romance is romance no matter how stupid it was back then.

EternalNothingness (the username on here before you asked.)

 

[MrCollins]

It didn't take the mods very long to ban him/her.

Sonic '06

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

A joke to unite gamers in mirth around the world.

Herpes.

 

[Scarim Coral]

It didn't take the mods very long to ban him/her.

Sonic '06

He's not banned just yet (I referring to him http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/EternalNothingness)

Anyway- It give a nasty looking scar.

Expired food.

 

[sagitel]

they kill the bacteria you have (along with you)

reaper

 

[Dr.Susse]

Don't fear the reaper is my favourite Blue oyster cult song.

You town has just been flooded.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

It'll make a great Oscar bait movie.

Castration.

 

[MrCollins]

Boys those uh.... boys.... (not anymore) can sing.

Slavery

 

[Dr.Susse]

That whole sordid affair helped make Django unchained.

Cot death.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have a clone, in a way!

Spilling your drink

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You finally get around to cleaning your computer desk.

Dust.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Think of all the time I get to spend on the toilet!

Boring books

 

[Kae]

They make for excellent firewood.

Cockroaches.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

They will outlive us as a species.

Stupid people.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Someone has to pump the gas.

Screaming music.

 

[Kae]

Nice way to incapacitate your enemies, specially if it's one of those songs that starts calm and then suddenly the guy starts screaming his lungs out.

Battlefront 3's cancellation.
[sup][sup]Which people are still pissed about despite the fact that it was cancelled years ago.[/sup][/sup]

 

[Scde2]

...Because all that money it would have made would just corrupt the dev and publisher!

Cults.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It's showing love in a different way! >.>

Clowns