The Thread of Love

[PsychicTaco115]

They're not as mentally abusive as step mothers

Chemical warfare

 

[Dangit2019]

If it weren't for assault, what pun would hip hop group Salt-n-Pepa use instead of "A Salt with a Deadly Pepa"?

Metallica's "Lulu" album.

 

[Euryalus]

it didn't kill me

Battleship the movie

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It had Liam Neeson in it

Justin Bieber

 

[Dangit2019]

It's funny to watch a white kid surround himself with more talented black people and act gangsta.

Lil Wayne

 

[Noetherian]

(Damn. Usurped! I know nothing of Lil Wayne.) ...but according to Wikipedia, I should admire his ability to build a rap career despite being born Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr.

Ah... Mass Effect 3!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I love that it got a lot of free publicity for it's ending

World of Warcraft

 

[Dangit2019]

It's nice to know that those experiments with lab rats doing the same thing over and over for food have real life merit.

Youtube commenters

 

[PsychicTaco115]

What else would we throw at bad comedians?

Stubbing your toe

 

[Dangit2019]

Now I know that my nerve receptors are functioning properly.

Brown realistic shooters

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I love that they make me feel like a B-movie action star

Game breaking bugs

 

[A Satanic Panda]

Maybe I'll go outside.

Pep-rallies

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Better than class!

No hands

 

[Dangit2019]

Daily activities suddenly look badass from the perspective of people around you.

Smart cars

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I feel smart while using them!

PsychicTaco115

 

[Dr.Susse]

I love the fact that he beat out 114 other taco to rise to power.

The lack of Crash Bandicoot in Ps All-stars.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I love that children now can't ask their parents why an orange animal is doing a pelvic thrust

Steroids

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It makes the bad people go away!

Autotune

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Makes shitty singers still sound shitty!

Whole Milk

 

[PsychicTaco115]

At least it's not water

Lag