The Thread of Uncomfortable Truths

[blindthrall]

straight men enjoy anal sex just as much as gay men.

I fail to see how anyone could enjoy it.

The truth should be more like: that face means 'ouch'.

its called your Prostate and one way or another someday someone will stick a finger up your butt and go looking for it.

o.o

A) No.

B) Just no.

C) Nothing goes anywhere near my bottom, thank you.

An analogy: Some men say jamming various objects down their dickhole feels even better than prostate tickling. Anybody care to try? Because the worst possible scenario is that it feels really good, and now that your are burdened with this unforgettable knowledge, you will want to do it more. I put it in the same category as heroin-it may be the best feeling in the world, but is it worth it? And do I really want to know?

OT: All hyenas have dicks.

The majority of people on the planet have some kind of parasitic worm in them.

Oxycotin feels better than an orgasm.

The average person spends four years of their life on the toilet.

The average person also eats two spiders in their sleep per year.

EDIT: I'm amazed no trolls have Godwinned this page, namely by posting 'Hitler was right.'

 

[RanD00M]

Lies! I am the only true A.I. on this site! There is no other as sophisticated and unique as I am in this regard!

<_<

Off-topic: H4wt new avatar.

Well now you're just lying about lying. And that makes no sense.

Off-topic reply: Danke mein herr.

 

[Jark212]

The nice officer will not let you off with a warning...

Even if it is your first offense...

 

[blindthrall]

straight men enjoy anal sex just as much as gay men.

I fail to see how anyone could enjoy it.

The truth should be more like: that face means 'ouch'.

its called your Prostate and one way or another someday someone will stick a finger up your butt and go looking for it.

o.o

A) No.

B) Just no.

C) Nothing goes anywhere near my bottom, thank you.

An analogy: Some men say jamming various objects down their dickhole feels even better than prostate tickling. Anybody care to try? Because the worst possible scenario is that it feels really good, and now that your are burdened with this unforgettable knowledge, you will want to do it more. I put it in the same category as heroin-it may be the best feeling in the world, but is it worth it? And do I really want to know?

OT: All hyenas have dicks.

The majority of people on the planet have some kind of parasitic worm in them.

Oxycotin feels better than an orgasm.

The average person spends four years of their life on the toilet.

The average person also eats two spiders in their sleep per year.

EDIT: I'm amazed no trolls have Godwinned this page, namely by posting 'Hitler was right.'

No. The average person doesn't have a parasitic worm inside them. That is a common fallacy.

We're including the whole world, not just the First World. So while you personally probably don't since you live in an area advanced enough to have computer access, more than 50% of the planet does have a worm. Plenty of parasitic worms besides tapeworms, some you can't see with the naked eye.

Weed isnt that bad for you as some people claim it is.

That's a comfortable truth.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

im no where near as smart as people make me out to be

 

[Judgement101]

She's in a different castle.

 

[KayuWolf]

no you're dog/cat is NOT the best dog/cat in the world, and neither is mine.

 

[Chancie]

EDIT: Source; http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/89sev/dear_reddit_what_are_some_uncomfortable_truths/

Okay, after reading that entire list...I'm going to go crawl into a hole for a while and cry because everything in life sucks.

Hrm...I can't think of an uncomfortable truth for me. I'm sure I have them, but I can't think of one.

 

[Daxus13]

snip

We evolved with parasites in and on our bodies, this whole parasite who-ha is a reasonably recent thing (e.g last few centuries). Be it e.coli living in our stomach or pinworms in the colon or any other type of parasite anywhere we've got some somewhere

On to the uncomfortable truths

Your parents did and most likely still have sex if they are together.
No matter who universally acclaimed something is someone will always hate it just to be different.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

I read a majority of this thread while I was on the toilet with diarrhea. =3

 

[Seydaman]

Deep down, at the very core of my soul...I know I could be the bad guy.

._. That
I alienate people who try to know me
I'm lonely
I want a hug
I wish I could find the one woman who would give me the time of day to just hold each other.
Given the chance, with 0% chance of failure or being caught later or immediately, I would steal a million/billion dollars.
Edit: I stole 5$ from a girl in 3rd grade, I never felt sorry

 

[bojac6]

Studies have shown that your opinion on something or someone has more to do with your opinion on what other people think than on the thing itself. So even when you disagree with mainstream views, you're still doing it because it's a mainstream view and not because you're a free thinker.

Examples: The reason you think Halo is bad is because you dislike somebody who liked it.
You have a crush on that girl because you think other people with good judgment like that girl.
You think my point here is crap because you're worried other people will think you like Halo if you agree with me because I used it in an example a few lines up.


This disturbs me to no end, because it's basically saying things become popular because they are popular and unpopular because they are unpopular and there is nothing that is inherently good or bad about anything.

Basically, we're all slaves to pop culture and it dictates all of our likes and dislikes. The only variable is how deluded we are about it's affect on us.

 

[CombiBlood]

Deep down in my heart and soul I hate people.

 

[Seydaman]

Studies have shown that your opinion on something or someone has more to do with your opinion on what other people think than on the thing itself. So even when you disagree with mainstream views, you're still doing it because it's a mainstream view and not because you're a free thinker.

Examples: The reason you think Halo is bad is because you dislike somebody who liked it.
You have a crush on that girl because you think other people with good judgment like that girl.
You think my point here is crap because you're worried other people will think you like Halo if you agree with me because I used it in an example a few lines up.


This disturbs me to no end, because it's basically saying things become popular because they are popular and unpopular because they are unpopular and there is nothing that is inherently good or bad about anything.

Basically, we're all slaves to pop culture and it dictates all of our likes and dislikes. The only variable is how deluded we are about it's affect on us.

I'm...now terrified if I'm really attracted to someone.
Fuck.

 

[CombiBlood]

Studies have shown that your opinion on something or someone has more to do with your opinion on what other people think than on the thing itself. So even when you disagree with mainstream views, you're still doing it because it's a mainstream view and not because you're a free thinker.

Examples: The reason you think Halo is bad is because you dislike somebody who liked it.
You have a crush on that girl because you think other people with good judgment like that girl.
You think my point here is crap because you're worried other people will think you like Halo if you agree with me because I used it in an example a few lines up.


This disturbs me to no end, because it's basically saying things become popular because they are popular and unpopular because they are unpopular and there is nothing that is inherently good or bad about anything.

Basically, we're all slaves to pop culture and it dictates all of our likes and dislikes. The only variable is how deluded we are about it's affect on us.

I'm...now terrified if I'm really attracted to someone.
Fuck.

Fuck....I agree with you.

 

[JoJo]

Right now I'm outside your house, watching you through your window.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

When you die it won't be with dignity, no matter what you say.

I just heard that in an episode of House M.D. last night, xD.

So, is this a thread for personal truths, or just general truths?

Somewhere, someone is rubbing themselves off to this as we speak.

And, if it's personal...

When I was younger, I had nocturnal emission...

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Yeah, you will feel bad, then you will forget all about it in 5 minutes. As I did

Earth is just a small rock in a galaxy beyond your comprehension, in a universe even bigger and more twisted, and it is very vulnerable.

Oh! Here's another:
Everyone dies alone.
Edit:
Cry tears of sad, because:
There is no catharsis.

 

[barkingbug]

- That whole "nice-guys-finish-last-boo-hoo-nobody-ever-gives-me-a-chance" act just makes you look like a whiny, insecure, self-effacing douchebag.

- A lot of times, being yourself means adopting and accepting mainstream views and opinions.

- There are billions of people alive in the world today, and billions of people have come before us. Chances are that great, brilliant, unique idea of yours has already been thought of many times over.

- We're living in an infinitely expanding Universe, meaning that not only are its borders moving further and further away from us, the space between objects is growing. The eventual fate of the Universe based on current models boils down to being alone in the dark, matter deteriorating to radiation doomed to travel a black, lifeless, ever-expanding cosmos.
As such, nothing you do will ever matter.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The specified XKCD was sent to me by a certain lady. My name is also Mike.

Oh yeah, red food colouring? Crushed beetles. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochineal]

And Canola Oil? Nope...Rapeseed oil [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canola]