The time F*** game!

[KiruTheMant]

Alright,Your sitting in your chair and a wormhole sucks you up,and your sucked into **** and get to mess with one thing,and set a chain of events into motion.

I go back to 1970 and poke a child.

-You poke the creator of the poke fad and he goes on to invent facebook because of it.

GO.

You go back to 1994 and take Kurt Cobains shotgun from him.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

And I shoot Britanny Spears before she becomes really famous, thereby ending all brittany fans and givin that homo kid who hides in his closet telling people to LEAVE BRITANNY ALONE a life.

You go back to 1776 and they're about to sign the Declaration of Independence.

 

[NeoAC]

I sign my name on it first, so no one will remember John Hancock, and everyone will call it "their NeoAC".

You go to 1969, to Woodstock.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

AND NOTHING CHANGED CAUSE I JUST ROCKED OTU WITH THE OTHER HUNDREDS OF PPEOPEL IN THE CROWD!!!

You go back in time to Hitler's bithplace and date.

 

[KiruTheMant]

AND DRESS UP AS A JEWISH GYPSY AND KILL HIS PARENTS,SO HE BECOMES HITLERMAN.

You return to 1958 and stand under Spudnik 1's falling point.

 

[Darth Caelum]

AND MESS UP THE SPACE PROGRAM. THEN ALIENS WILL INVADE US AND TURN US INTO MAYONNAISE!

Go back to the day the xbos was released.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

And make it the day Xbox was released because Xbos sucks.

Go back in time and meet the creator of the Barbie Girl song, before he/she wrote it.

 

[NeoAC]

And smack him upside the head and force him to make Turn Back Time the first single, because that song was a lot better.

Go back in time to when they invented the internet. (I can't remember the date. I know Tim Berners-Lee invented it, but that's it)

 

[KiruTheMant]

And sing it as badly as you can so it becomes a web sensation.

You go back to 9-11-01 and warn the government.

 

[Darth Caelum]

then they won't believe me, lock me up for terrorism, get released when it happens, get worshipped as a god, then order the armageddon.

Go back in time to WW1

 

[Fury Is Me.]

AND SHOOT EVERYONE UP WITH MAH FEUCHA TECHNOLOGIEZ!!!!

You go forward in time to the end of the universe.

 

[Darth Caelum]

then you discovered that Chuck Norris killed it.

Go back in time so that YOU'LL become Chuck Norris.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Impossible, there can only be one Chuck Norris.

Go back in time to 13th Century Britain

 

[Darth Caelum]

and take over the world with political savviness, Advance Technology, and Introduction of Bacon into their livelihood. They'll be eating out of the palm of your hand.

Go back to the day Nagasaki was bombed, while standing right on top of Nagasaki.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I'M TORN APART! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Go back in time to the dawn of man.

 

[Darth Caelum]

and rule the world with advanced technology and bacon. They'll worship you as a God and introduce your genetic info to the future. Where you can be reborn as a GOD!

Through a fluke, you accidentally go back, 5 minutes before you found the time machine.

 

[kimba_lion]

you wait 5 minutes and jump into the time machine to make a colony on mars.

you just so happen to have a living pet dinosaur in your house that has survived the meteor storm that wiped them out millins of years ago...

 

[KiruTheMant]

You tame it to destroy da zawmbees

You end up 150 years in the future.

 

[theminiarkana]

And die instantaneously from the world not being there any more (trust my luck).

You find a genie that grants you one wish, but the downside is that you lose a limb for doing so.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I ask the Genie whether or not my *Organ* counts as a limb, and if not, Wish that I could regenerate body parts.

You travel back to when Jesus was Crucified.