The Top 8 Games that can send you to HELL

[Mr.PlanetEater]

Oh I do love Christian Ignorance, Assassin's creed is yes about a Muslim Assassin killing Christians. Not because they're Christians but because its set during the Crusades, and if you didn't fall asleep during history you'll know the Christians were the ones at fault, and the biggest douches of it.

 

[tmujir955]

Guitar Hero and Assassin's Creed?

ROFL.

 

[cheese_wizington]

These threads happen everyday, and it just gets people all pissed off.

Why even post this?

 

[RatRace123]

Seriously, wow. That's a bit messed up, I feel bad for anybody who's religious and also a gamer.

I'm surprised that they can even use a computer, I'd figure that would be some sort of abominable act.

 

[Darwins_Folly]

Hmm... Well they aren't putting up much of a fight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNvQYiM6bw

Ha! "Nobody fucks with Noah, not even Chuck Norris!"

 

[quack35]

This is very obviously a joke.

 

[Brad Shepard]

What a laugh! The 'think of the children' patrol is back at it again. The LHLA (Living His Life Abundantly) have compiled a list of their top 8 games featuring satanic themes. My two favorites would have to be Guitar Hero and Assassin's Creed! Do these titles really bother anyone or is this attitude these type of games the real problem? I mean, if you don't like it, no one is making you play it.

Here's the link to their article on their website. I see the comments field has been blanked out. So much for sharing your thoughts. Also the article is listed under "breaking news" haha

http://lhla.org/breaking_news/?p=3966

You've been officially warned!

I would everyone to note, that Darksiders, a game where you kill Angels, Dark Angels, and you beat the crud out of The Archangel Uriel for that matter, and in sence, the angels are kinda the bad guys, is not on this list of games.

 

[tmujir955]

These threads happen everyday, and it just gets people all pissed off.

Why even post this?

Because it's funny?

Or because we like to think of ourselves as high and mighty and need someone to point and laugh at to ease our own insecurities?

 

[tmujir955]

What a laugh! The 'think of the children' patrol is back at it again. The LHLA (Living His Life Abundantly) have compiled a list of their top 8 games featuring satanic themes. My two favorites would have to be Guitar Hero and Assassin's Creed! Do these titles really bother anyone or is this attitude these type of games the real problem? I mean, if you don't like it, no one is making you play it.

Here's the link to their article on their website. I see the comments field has been blanked out. So much for sharing your thoughts. Also the article is listed under "breaking news" haha

http://lhla.org/breaking_news/?p=3966

You've been officially warned!

I would everyone to note, that Darksiders, a game where you kill Angels, Dark Angels, and you beat the crud out of The Archangel Uriel for that matter, and in sence, the angels are kinda the bad guys, is not on this list of games.

It's mentioned at the bottom:

Other games with Satanic themes are Darksiders, Koudelka, Trapt, and Bayonetta.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Guitar Hero and Assassin's Creed?

ROFL.

Well, yeah. GH3 has ol' Lou as a playable character, and in AC you are killing Templars.

I prsonally love Satan actually, he was the first true human in my opinion.

It's funny because it's bollocks.
He was cast down for disliking the amount of attention God gave humans.

 

[Infinatex]

These threads happen everyday, and it just gets people all pissed off.

Why even post this?

Because it's funny?

Or because we like to think of ourselves as high and mighty and need someone to point and laugh at to ease our own insecurities?

Spot on! haha I posted it because it made me smile And I wanted to share that smile with the world

 

[Brad Shepard]

What a laugh! The 'think of the children' patrol is back at it again. The LHLA (Living His Life Abundantly) have compiled a list of their top 8 games featuring satanic themes. My two favorites would have to be Guitar Hero and Assassin's Creed! Do these titles really bother anyone or is this attitude these type of games the real problem? I mean, if you don't like it, no one is making you play it.

Here's the link to their article on their website. I see the comments field has been blanked out. So much for sharing your thoughts. Also the article is listed under "breaking news" haha

http://lhla.org/breaking_news/?p=3966

You've been officially warned!

I would everyone to note, that Darksiders, a game where you kill Angels, Dark Angels, and you beat the crud out of The Archangel Uriel for that matter, and in sence, the angels are kinda the bad guys, is not on this list of games.

It's mentioned at the bottom:

Other games with Satanic themes are Darksiders, Koudelka, Trapt, and Bayonetta.

That was my bad, sorry, and may i also note that War when he fights the end boss, the boss says "Will you serve in Heaven or rule in Hell?" and he says "I will chose what a coward did not"

So he chose to serve in HEAVEN, people dont read past the clift notes do they?

 

[Aardvark]

Little known fact: LHLA is really a front for Azazel's Chosen, a dark sect of the Abaddonites, a group devoted to bringing about the end of The Lord's reign on Earth, by breaking the 7 seals and unleashing the Apocalypse. They believer that if 666 gamers play all 8 games (8 being the number of souls consumed by each member of Grigori's Congregation) within 3 cycles of the moon, the seal of Oriax will be shattered and the very constellations of the Zodiac will fall from the sky. By which I mean they will all be drawn to Earth. Fortunately, they can travel no faster than the speed of light to get to us.

Sadly, cultists don't quite think their plans through on a scientific level.

 

[tmujir955]

Guitar Hero and Assassin's Creed?

ROFL.

Well, yeah. GH3 has ol' Lou as a playable character, and in AC you are killing Templars.

Yeah, but the games are hardly satanic. Is Satan even mentioned once in Assassin's Creed!?

 

[tmujir955]

What a laugh! The 'think of the children' patrol is back at it again. The LHLA (Living His Life Abundantly) have compiled a list of their top 8 games featuring satanic themes. My two favorites would have to be Guitar Hero and Assassin's Creed! Do these titles really bother anyone or is this attitude these type of games the real problem? I mean, if you don't like it, no one is making you play it.

Here's the link to their article on their website. I see the comments field has been blanked out. So much for sharing your thoughts. Also the article is listed under "breaking news" haha

http://lhla.org/breaking_news/?p=3966

You've been officially warned!

I would everyone to note, that Darksiders, a game where you kill Angels, Dark Angels, and you beat the crud out of The Archangel Uriel for that matter, and in sence, the angels are kinda the bad guys, is not on this list of games.

It's mentioned at the bottom:

Other games with Satanic themes are Darksiders, Koudelka, Trapt, and Bayonetta.

That was my bad, sorry, and may i also note that War when he fights the end boss, the boss says "Will you serve in Heaven or rule in Hell?" and he says "I will chose what a coward did not"

So he chose to serve in HEAVEN, people dont read past the clift notes do they?

Yeah, I'm surprised Assassin's Creed got on the list but not Darksiders. It's probably cause they saw it as anti-Christian or something. Seriously, I don't think Satan is even mentioned once in the entire game.

 

[BabySinclair]

You want a good laugh at a fundamentalist? Youtube "Brother Micah" (skip the rickroll one, it's not that good) and listen to him prattle on and on and on without answering a single question for more than an hour. It's hilarious.

 

[appleangel]

Are these the same people who think Pokemon have something to do with Satan?

 

[BigFurry]

I almost died I was laughing so hard. The one about Assassins Creed was the best by far.