The Top 8 Games that can send you to HELL
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Lol!! Ohhh my god.... Assassin's Creed cracked me up!! Like Muslims worship Satan or something... lol!! Dragon Age too? Ohhh my god my ribs ROFLAO!!!!
...ooh oh oh another thing at the top of the second page:
"Pastor Skeet here... We've given our own Kyle Goldman a page on the Zounds! site for his awesome mini-reviews of video games. When he's not too busy studying at the F-Ship to become a Missiological Technician, Kyle likes to hang with his peeps in the Commons and play some vids. And let me tell you, Da G-Man got game. Back in the day, I could play a righteous game of Pong, but even I've got nothing on Kyle's mad skillz. As the gamers say: I got pee-to-the-owned, powned."
Yes, yes we do, I'm saying right now.
"Pastor Skeet here... We've given our own Kyle Goldman a page on the Zounds! site for his awesome mini-reviews of video games. When he's not too busy studying at the F-Ship to become a Missiological Technician, Kyle likes to hang with his peeps in the Commons and play some vids. And let me tell you, Da G-Man got game. Back in the day, I could play a righteous game of Pong, but even I've got nothing on Kyle's mad skillz. As the gamers say: I got pee-to-the-owned, powned."
Yes, yes we do, I'm saying right now.
"5) Assassin's Creed (Playstation 3/Xbox 360)- Main character is a Muslim assassin assigned to kill Christians."
1. Assassin's Creed was also released for the PC as a Director's Cut edition.
2. A Muslim killing Christians is not Satanic. In the slightest.
3.
4. The "Christians" Altair assassinates are raping his homeland. And, by the way, they're, you know, KILLING MUSLIMS. How are Altair's killings any worse than their's?
5. While the game seems to teeter back and forth on the morality involved with Altair's assassinations, it could be argued that he was justified in killing his targets.
6. Altair has targets on both sides of the Crusades, "Muslim" and "Christian."
7. While the actual, historical Hashashins were part of the Ismaili sect of Islam, it is implied that the Assassin's in the Assassin's Creed universe are either athiest, agnostic, have no opinion on religion, or are of various religions.
Hah.
And, oh yeah, the rest of the list is shit. If they're talking about "Satanic" games, how exactly did Dante's Inferno, a game about Slaying demons, make it onto their list?
Note: Christian and Muslim are referred to in quotes in some points because of the actual beliefs of the Templars in the AC universe.
1. Assassin's Creed was also released for the PC as a Director's Cut edition.
2. A Muslim killing Christians is not Satanic. In the slightest.
3.
In the Assassin's Creed universe, the Templars do not actually worship Christ nor God.
5. While the game seems to teeter back and forth on the morality involved with Altair's assassinations, it could be argued that he was justified in killing his targets.
6. Altair has targets on both sides of the Crusades, "Muslim" and "Christian."
7. While the actual, historical Hashashins were part of the Ismaili sect of Islam, it is implied that the Assassin's in the Assassin's Creed universe are either athiest, agnostic, have no opinion on religion, or are of various religions.
Hah.
And, oh yeah, the rest of the list is shit. If they're talking about "Satanic" games, how exactly did Dante's Inferno, a game about Slaying demons, make it onto their list?
Note: Christian and Muslim are referred to in quotes in some points because of the actual beliefs of the Templars in the AC universe.
I found much joy in reading this. Laughed for ages.
I really wish that I had time to reply to this, however, the dead crows in my room need to be swapped out for freshly killed ones, and I have a midnight resurrection scheduled that I need to prepare for.
I love that Nocturne, Devil Summoner, and Shadow Hearts made the list.
I've done everyting in those games in real life and remain unclaimed by Satan.
... Yes, I do regularly fuse into demons while destroying catholic churches. I'll let that sink in.
I've done everyting in those games in real life and remain unclaimed by Satan.
... Yes, I do regularly fuse into demons while destroying catholic churches. I'll let that sink in.
Some of them, okay i can see where the church may feel uneasy. But Guitar hero? All i can say, is that the church is just pissed, because the guitar hero is way more popular than their 'hero' and the games make more money than they have been able to swindle in the past couple of years.
No Breath of Fire 2?
It was one the first games in the west with the idea of challenging a "god".
It was one the first games in the west with the idea of challenging a "god".
No, that's anti-Capitalist.NightShadeNes said:
"But irregardless of the ratings"
That pretty much made their entire point void, but just so I can feel good about myself, I'm gonna do this:
1. I think I knew someone who played that game when they were 30. They're dead now.
2. See above
3. See above
4. Yet again, see above
5. Altaïr is Muslim? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
6. I already knew the Christian God was fictional, and this just proved it.
7. From what I can tell that's actually true... go figure.
8. If you wanna see Catholic chicks "degraded"...
Well, guilty with 5/8 of those along with the listed Koudelka and Trapt. But I also want to play Darksiders, Bayonetta, and Devil Summoner so you might as well count those too.
But they crossed the line when they said Shadow Hearts. >.<! You don't mess with me and Shadow Hearts, man. -fumes-
But they crossed the line when they said Shadow Hearts. >.<! You don't mess with me and Shadow Hearts, man. -fumes-
It was mistitled. It and Devil Summoner are both Shin Megami Tensei games. The full title's "Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne", Nocturne just being the common name for it.EcksTeaSea said: