The Turkey is back!

[Vash108]

Some Time ago I had an issue with this Turkey preventing me from getting to my vehicle.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.195366-There-is-a-big-Turkey-Preventing-me-from-getting-to-my-car-for-lunch?page=1

The building finally hired him as door security. His name is Turk E. Gobbleson.

 

[gabe12301]

Do you have a hunting licence and is there a law in your area preventing your from enjoying a nice dinner?

sorry couldn't resist.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

RUN

FOR

THE

HILLS

The turkeys will destroy us all!


Ahh...I miss old memes.

 

[silver wolf009]

...Not the most fool proof securty I have ever seen, but a big old turkey could seriously mess up your day. Nice name for him by the way.

EDIT:

Fixed it for you.

RUN

FOR

THE

HILLS

The turkeys will destroy us all!


Ahh...I miss old memes.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Kudos sir, you made me laugh a full minute.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Damn I remember that. Well, if he prevented you from getting to your car, he's sure to prevent people breaking in.

"Hey let's rob that place. Look's expensive, I got a brick for the windows and everything!"

"Yeah yeah, let's blow that... oh shit man, A TURKEY! RUN RUN! BACK TO THE VAN! CRAP! ARRRGH! IT'S GOT ME! DON'T COME BACK, JUST GO YOU IDIOT! GOOO! I'LL BE... OH SHIT NO, AAAAARRRRRRGGGH! FUCK, NO! WHAT THE... NO NO NOOOOOO!"

...fucking love turkeys.

Calumon: Did you ever find out why it was there? I wouldn't lose one if I had one, I'd play!

 

[Vash108]

Calumon: Did you ever find out why it was there? I wouldn't lose one if I had one, I'd play!

He just lives around our parking lot. He comes and just seems to hang out around the building and gobble at people. I give him french fries from time to time.

 

[Vash108]

If I had the Photoshop skills I would have put some tiny sunglasses and an ear piece on him.

 

[rokkolpo]

I remember this!

Awesome!

I love his name btw.

 

[FamoFunk]

That Turkey would of looked lovely on my dinner yesterday.

Nuh, he looks beast, I wouldn't mess with him.

 

[SonofaJohannes]

Turkey security guards? In my RL? Huh, what's next? Aardvarks?